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Comebacks

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Reads 432,328
Votes 15,486
Parts 200
Time 15m

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Do you ever come across stupid people? Or maybe people you hate? We all do every once in a while. But there is always a way around these stupid people, and the ones you hate, when they're being idiots. That being COMEBACKS! In this book, you're sure to find comebacks that can work in a lot of different situations. Just make sure you remember it and don't mess it up.All Rights Reserved

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