The Shambolic Life of Penny Plaine

There seems to be nothing wrong in the life of Penny Plaine. She has the flat in London, granted she does share it with a Star Trek obsessive nutcase who is crazy about trains.

She has the wonderful friends- Suz is her one link to a glamorous world and a kinder friend couldn’t be found. Rosa is generous with the free perks of her job and loyal too, as long as you lock up your boyfriends!

And then there is THE MAN. Despite not knowing his name, she is convinced it could be love. They’ve spoken to each other, ooh at least three times...

But this is Penny and therefore nothing is simple!

What with disastrous make overs and fake engagements, she'll turn to anything to attract THE MAN's attention. But will it work? Will they ever have a date? And will he ever kiss her?

When she suddenly receives a deadly diagnosis, Penny's life is thrown into turmoil. Heat magazine doesn't give you advice for coping with things like this. So what is a girl to do? But she's Penny Plaine and she will survive anything, won't she? As long as she's remembered to put her lip-gloss on!