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Joke Book

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Reads 30,162
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Parts 33
Time <5 mins

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What did the cow say to the cat when they were watching a movie?
Moove over!

That's one of the most puny jokes I have ever heard!
What, more puny than your face?

(I have made up some jokes in this book but others I haven't so credit to the people who have!)

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Revenge Of The Fat Wallflower|✓

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