Noelian Fanfic <Julian's POV> 'This was a one night stand, wasn't it? That's what he kept saying. That I can't get attached and it was just one night of great sex and he was skipping town soon anyway. I had to leave him behind. No, he was leaving me behind' AU: Noel Fielding goes by the alias 'Spider' in his famous rock band 'The Mighty Boosh'. Julian Barratt is a penniless writer who lives with his Boosh-enthused friend Rich Fulcher. Neither believe in love until they spend one night together. Although Noel is set on keeping a relationship with his radio-host girlfriend Lliana as well as hiring prostitutes and Julian wants to forget about the whole ordeal and focus on his novels, they always find themselves gravitating towards each-other under any and all circumstances.