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In a world of poo, will one tiny poo be able to find love amongst all the identical poos, separated by ingredients only.
Will Maia be able to find that one poo made of pizza, that she craves? And more importantly, will he or she, love her back?
Find out in this thrilling tale of love and heartbreak, misery and loneliness, coming to you whenever I want to write some shitty(how punny) fiction.
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