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The only effective method

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Reads 367
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Parts 9
Time 23m

dollxmike fnaf fnafstuck homestuck humor payphone pesterlog pgxpg purplephone trolls

A series of oneshots inspired by the Homestuck AU I want to write. Can be understood even if you don't read Homestuck (mainly because I'll explain basically everything in the notes). Features: flushed (100% romantic) Purple Phone and DollxMike, pale (romantic/yet not- bff) Fonnie and ScottxMangle, guys being dorks, time sheaningans, name changes and... stuff I guess.All Rights Reserved

dollxmike fnaf fnafstuck homestuck humor payphone pesterlog pgxpg purplephone trolls

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