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The only effective method

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dollxmike fnaf fnafstuck homestuck humor payphone pesterlog pgxpg purplephone trolls

A series of oneshots inspired by the Homestuck AU I want to write. Can be understood even if you don't read Homestuck (mainly because I'll explain basically everything in the notes). Features: flushed (100% romantic) Purple Phone and DollxMike, pale (romantic/yet not- bff) Fonnie and ScottxMangle, guys being dorks, time sheaningans, name changes and... stuff I guess.All Rights Reserved

dollxmike fnaf fnafstuck homestuck humor payphone pesterlog pgxpg purplephone trolls

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฿Ⱡł₦Đ ⱠØVɆ | William Afton x Reader by Nalulemonsarecool

20 year old Y/N strongly dislikes hanging around her pest of a little brother, and so you can only imagine her disappointment when she gets the call: it's on her to take him out for his birthday. Of course, the young boy gets the opportunity to go anywhere he wants, and of course, he decides on the one place every kid wants to go: Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. How could the situation get any worse? Well, Y/N could spark the interest of a cunning young serial killer or something- like that'd ever happen. But you already know where this is going... - contains content such as violence, trauma, murder, etc. - warnings are provided at the beginning of each chapter - contains a small amount of NSFW content - she/her reader - modern au - cover art belongs to ct_6307 on instagram (more commonly known as noisx) #1 in fnaf (01/22/21) #1 in henryemily (06/15/22) #1 in purpleguyxreader (06/16/22) #1 in fnaffanfic (10/14/22) #1 in purpleguy (12/31/22) #1 in davemiller (4/24/23)

Purplephone Oneshots by strawberryb1ond

Here have a book of the oneshots so that I don't have a billion stories of the exact same thing . . .

You Can Never Escape (Yandere! Human! FNaF x Fem! Reader) by strawberryxmilk14

(Completed) You apply for a job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza due to the fact that you are now an adult and need a steady income to provide for yourself. What you didn't expect was for the animatronics to be able to become human...and also for all of them to become a little obsessed with you. Disclaimer: I wrote this when I first joined Wattpad and the writing is not the best. It is no longer an accurate portrayal of my writing abilities. This is my first fanfiction! I apologize for any mistakes that may be made in this fanfiction! Contains cursing and possibly triggering themes. I do not own the rights to Five Nights at Freddy's or any pictures that I use in this story unless said otherwise. Please do not re-upload any of my work or use it in anyway without my permission. Writing this story DOES NOT mean I condone this behavior This story is written by @strawberryxmilk14 on Wattpad. If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack. If you wish to read this story in it's original, safe, form, please go to https://my.w.tt/COTlUUl9qcb. Thank you.

Vincent x Reader by Otaku_creepypasta88

You are a normal high school girl in a desperate need of money. Your favorite pizzeria from childhood offers you the job. You accept, not realizing the dangers of the job. Your job is to take the security guard night shift. While working you find animatronics moving around threatening to stuff you in a Freddy Fazbear suit. A mysterious purple guy promises you safety for a price. You have to be his girlfriend...! (Other creepypasta characters promised) I do not own FNAF or other creepypastas mentioned in the story.

Pull Me Down by LizzyPirate

(A ScottCent FanFic) Scott is an angel straight out of heaven, wings and all. Vincent on the other hand....let's just say his life's a living hell. Horns and all he's a demon. (Original Idea from- @ LumaTheCreative )

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ Michael afton x reader☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ by lamp_posts

Shit happens when you get a new job at a pizza restaurant with killer animatronics and a hot co-worker, but hey, at least employees get free pizza! Basically exactly what the title says, a story about the reader (that's you!) falling in love with the best purple guy out there (he's not purple in this fic don't worry). This fic should be gender neutral (bc everyone loves Micheal!), however I am a female writer so the ocassional female description might accidently slip in (i'm a student with very little time and no patience to correct mistakes so I also apologise for those). Art on the cover is by @steamed_hamm on insta and @hammychu122 on Wattpad 😁🫶

(Completed (mainly) The DSAF'S Book Of Randomness 2 by PinkHorsePro

Welcome! If you were here for the last book you know what's up. This will be mainly only character×character and family/friends oneshots. I might do ×OC'S at one point, but I'm not too sure. anyway, request away!

Bunny Love (Foxy x Bonnie) by _Lost-in-stars_

When Foxy and Bonnie fall for each other, they don't expect things to go so crazy. Foxy found himself denying his feelings at first before he gave in and accepted the craziness around their house. If you read this book you'll find out about: Foxy getting a collar put on him. Bonnie talking to his guitar in an empty room. Spring Trap asking how to give a blow job. Mangle trying to figure out why Chica hates her. Freddy catching Spring Trap and letting Mangle have him. Chica having a tantrum because no one cares about her sitting sexily on the counter eating cupcakes. Goldie getting freaked out because Toy Chica likes to follow him around singing "Man candy." Toy Chica shouting "FOOD PORN!" at a cupboard full of chocolate. And Purple Guy being a jellyfish. All of it is worth it in the end, however, when they come home one day to find out Mangle has something to share with them... (COMPLETE) NEW NAME: BUNNY LOVE

all yours by ToastierBagel

"I hate him because he's a jock, he goes to school here rent-free, and he doesn't even need to work this stupid job but your dad is obsessed with him." Scott ranted as he paced across the dining room. Michael sat on the sidelines, at an empty table. Timidly, he replied, "...anything else-" "-and he's the same major as me." Scott continued abruptly. "God- why does he have to be so much better at it?" (if anyone knows the artist of the cover, please let me know so that i can credit them! i found it on pinterest but could not find the original source)

Fleeing The Past || PURPLEPHONE by 19VincentPurpleGuy87

The first book of a much loved series that was a wonder to write. Thank you all for your reads, fanart, fanfiction, and nothing but positive reviews. <3 -- The person he loves is dead. He's spent five years trying to forget he ever existed. Trying to stop the hurt. But... What happens when death becomes life? When murderers are loose on the streets and he realises that his lover... isn't the person he fell in love with.

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Fleeing The Past || PURPLEPHONE cover

฿Ⱡł₦Đ ⱠØVɆ | William Afton x Reader

20 year old Y/N strongly dislikes hanging around her pest of a little brother, and so you can only imagine her disappointment when she gets the call: it's on her to take him out for his birthday. Of course, the young boy gets the opportunity to go anywhere he wants, and of course, he decides on the one place every kid wants to go: Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. How could the situation get any worse? Well, Y/N could spark the interest of a cunning young serial killer or something- like that'd ever happen. But you already know where this is going... - contains content such as violence, trauma, murder, etc. - warnings are provided at the beginning of each chapter - contains a small amount of NSFW content - she/her reader - modern au - cover art belongs to ct_6307 on instagram (more commonly known as noisx) #1 in fnaf (01/22/21) #1 in henryemily (06/15/22) #1 in purpleguyxreader (06/16/22) #1 in fnaffanfic (10/14/22) #1 in purpleguy (12/31/22) #1 in davemiller (4/24/23)