Harry Potter updated his FB status: - ** Ellie Potter ** - Wattpad

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Ellie (aka ME!) updated her FB status: Hey everyone okay so I am starting this new Facebook chat based on Harry Potter. I love the books and movies so I thought I would create this. Enjoy! 

Harry Potter: Who the hell is this?? Why are you talking about me?

Ron Weasly: *gasps* IT'S A STALKER

Hermione Granger: Guys, it's a fan girl...

Harry Potter: Isn't that the same thing?

Hermione Granger: Yeah pretty much.

Ellie: I TAKE OFFENSE!All Rights Reserved

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R U N N I N G by antiherolover

I think we should run away together" she finally responded, her eyes wide with shock. My head whipped up to look at her, "Run away? You want to run away? How Hermione? How do you plan on us running away? Wherever we go, our parents will find us. What exactly are you proposing?" I questioned her. She looked at me confidently, "I have a plan. It's going to involve lots of planning and waiting, possibly even lying, but it'll work, and we'll be free of both of our families! We can do this Draco. We can get away from it all" she responded excitedly. I waited for her to explain. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AU Dramione with no magic. They meet in their first year at Hogwarts and a lot happens to each of them. TW for child abuse, slight bullying and SA.

Snape's Daughter • Draco Malfoy x Reader by bxdlovin

"Anyone you excited to finally meet?" she asked. "Harry Potter obviously! Then again, my dad does talk about this other boy a lot and from what I've seen he is gorgeous." I told her smirking. "Who?" she asked leaning on the edge of her seat. "Draco Malfoy." ------------------------------ What happens when Y/n is a little late to the Hogwarts game? Will she befriend Potter or gain the traits of Draco? Not to mention her dad is SEVERUS SNAPE!

There's no better boy (Ron Weasley x y/n) by hereforfun420

Y/n- your name L/n- last name N/n- nickname None of these characters belong to me, they belong to J.K Rowling. Some of this stuff doesn't totally match up or have to do with the Harry Potter series but I wanted to make it my own and unique. You and Ron have been best friends sense 1st year. You guys have always had a flirty kind of friendship but you never thought you guys would actually ever date, even though you wanted to. You liked Ron. A lot. But this summer your going to the burrow, so you wanna try to actually shoot your shot with him. THERE WILL BE SMUT!!!!

Loser could be our always || Fred Weasley fanfic by Potterhead_Phangirl

Emily Granger is different. She greatly clashes with her younger sister, Hermione, the bookworm that would never disobey rules. When she joins Hogwarts she immediately bonds with the troublesome Weasley twins and Lee Jordan. Join Emily on her journey through Hogwarts, with love, new friendships and lots of mischeif [REWRITING THIS BOOK AS IT WAS STARTED WHEN I WAS REALLY YOUNG SO THE MAJORITY OF THIS IS BAD WRITING. THE NEW ONE IS CALLED 'Just Say Yes - Fred Weasley' AND I WOULD APPRECIATE YOU READING THAT ONE INSTEAD THANK YOU :)) ] "Ugh, you're such a loser" "Hey, maybe loser could be our always" **JK ROWLING OWNS ALL CHARACTERS APART FROM EMILY GRANGER AND ANY OTHER CHARACTERS I MAY ADD IN, THANK YOU. MY WORK IS COPYWRITED SO DONT TRY TO COPY ANY OF IT** [started October 2016]

The Slytherdor Series (Snape) - Book One (complete) by SnapesBonkBasket8689

Ellie had dealt with a great shock, her parents have both been murdered by death eaters. Her mothers great friend Albus Dumbledore brings her to Hogwarts as written in her mothers will. The only good thing is how pleased she is to see her old friend from the muggle world Hermione Granger. Sadly, the loss of her parents are not all Ellie needs to deal with, she also has been placed in two houses... Something extremely rare that in history has ended badly... And of course there's also the slight problem that she has feelings for a certain potions master who blows hot and cold.. A turbulent time is ahead for Ellie, join her on her journey of pain, love and surprises... ups and downs.. will it be a happy ending or will Ellie pick the short straw? ----------------------------------------------------------- MAY CONTAIN SMUT AND / OR RUDE WORDS: but you already knew that 😉 ---------------------------------------------------------- Please excuse my terrible excuse for a cover, I attempted it myself using only a phone 😂 ALL RIGHTS BELONG TO JK ROWLING JUST FAN FICTION

₊snapchat⁺ ϟ drarry by verdilac

(COMPLETED) °dracomalvoi : pansy are you up °dracomalvoi : you won't believe who potter talked to earlier °harryjp : malfoy? " DRARRY SNAPCHAT AU " + I N F O S ❏ portrayed by fancasts that aren't the original actors ❏ my username was 'vloedemort' ❏ all characters belongs to j.k. rowling ❏ contains profanities ❏ always vote along whilst you read, please. i see u lol - started : 13/10/17 ✰ finished : 30/12/18 ❍ highest rankings ° #20 / #socialmedia ° #1 / #snapchatau ° #1 / #drarry ° #1/ #hp ° #5 / #snapchat ° #30/ #harrypotter © verdilac / vloedemort / mitha anind / 2017

took you long enough reader x draco malfoy by dayumstories

hi! this story is about a relationship between draco malfoy from harry potter and y/n (which means 'your name') the story will switch perspectives every now and again, the story is in 1st and 3rd person idk tbh i just kinda switched when i felt like it soo uh yeah! most of this story will also all be in lowercase letters so there will be barely any upper case letters at all! your name in the story is 'y/n riddle' some people think your voldemort's/tom riddle's daughter but you're not! also please follow my tiktok @dayum.stories (i only have wattpad and tiktok so any other accounts with similar names on any other app is not me! i only have @dayumstories (wattpad) and @dayum.stories (tiktok) now, off to hogwarts!

Unlikely (Severus Snape x Student Reader) by YouGotBernd

(Y/n) (Y/l/n). A 5th year Hogwarts student. 16 years old. A Gryffindor and a muggle-born. Very kind, very nice, and very very lonely. Severus Snape. A Hogwarts teacher. The Potions Master. Head of Slytherin house. Mean, grouchy, slimy...and the one that everyone loves to hate. A couple years back, during (Y/n) (Y/l/n)'s 3rd year, she actually grown to like Professor Snape. She began attempting civil conversations with him after class. At first to no avail, but the astute Professor soon realized she wasn't going to give up, so he gave in. He soon grew fond of the girl, and something, most unlikely occurred...they became friends. Or at least, (Y/n) felt they did. Snape on the other hand...never seemed to understand. Now, with (Y/n) maturing (and of age), and Severus oblivious to feelings, would there friendship continue? Or would something...more happen between them?

Hermione Who? by Midnight_Sky27

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I think we should run away together" she finally responded, her eyes wide with shock. My head whipped up to look at her, "Run away? You want to run away? How Hermione? How do you plan on us running away? Wherever we go, our parents will find us. What exactly are you proposing?" I questioned her. She looked at me confidently, "I have a plan. It's going to involve lots of planning and waiting, possibly even lying, but it'll work, and we'll be free of both of our families! We can do this Draco. We can get away from it all" she responded excitedly. I waited for her to explain. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AU Dramione with no magic. They meet in their first year at Hogwarts and a lot happens to each of them. TW for child abuse, slight bullying and SA.