Every time Roy sees Ed he starts to blush. Then he starts to tease him until one day full metal challenges him to a duel but he gets mad when roy doesn't want to duel, but then Roy does something really bad.
"i fucking hate you, irwin"
"sorry, hemmings? i couldn't hear you there, my dick was in your mouth"
in which luke and ashton hates each other with a passion and are forced to be roommates through a whole summer filled with hate that somehow takes a sexual turn
(for a better introduction i advise you to read the prologue lol)