The Bible of Olives
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The book of everything you need to know to correctly worship your favourite eyebrowed serial killer. Includes the following:
Commandments
Hymns
Scripture in general
Puns
Jokes
Headcanons
Shïtty humour *Olives is upset at A's choice of wording*
And one-shots!
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