Pickup Lines
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"Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths."
"Uh Donnie? I just want pizza breh."
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In which Donnie just happens to be in love with Mikey, but there's just one problem: He sucks at pickup lines.
Yes this is a 5 chapter story. I got bored and then boom! This was created. Enjoy this short story :D
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