Pickup Lines
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  • Reads 12,393
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  • Parts 5
  • Time <5 mins
Complete, First published Oct 30, 2015
"Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths."


"Uh Donnie? I just want pizza breh."

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In which Donnie just happens to be in love with Mikey, but there's just one problem: He sucks at pickup lines.

Yes this is a 5 chapter story. I got bored and then boom! This was created. Enjoy this short story :D
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