Set centuries into the future of a parallel Earth, we find ourselves on a planet that has found serenity amongst its people while also having formed strong allegiances with neighboring planets within the galaxy. Strange and sudden attacks have left two planets plunging towards war as the Galactic Council of Sector Four struggles to maintain its peace. In this story you will follow the Royal Family of Terra, the ancient name given to Earth, as they take a trip to planet Hasteeb for a mediation to uncover the truths about the savage attacks and how the impacted realms can possibly move forward. But with one Kingdom clamoring for vengeance, will the talks succeed in avoiding war or will it cause it? In five short chapters you will delve into a whole new world with a new realm of possibilities, and a universe unlike anything you've seen before. Full of action, adventure, and mysticism, Apotheo: 2316 will be a story you won't want to put down.

Sometimes the greatest fight is to discover ourselves... In the year 2247, Detectant Maxo Magnaveer yearns for an opportunity to prove himself in the Cosmic Law Force so he can be promoted to squad captain. When a greedy privateer, Colonel Zaza D'Rump, brazenly hijacks a shipment of synthetic foods on its way to Mars, Maxo sees his opportunity to save the day and finally move up in rank and prestige. Fooled by those he thought were allies, Maxo stumbles on the slippery edge of failure more than once as he races to what could be a catastrophic battle above Jupiter near D'Rump's secret base, Porto Blago. With his career and so many lives at stake, Maxo gains the help of old and new friends, and begins to realize his quest may not be about proving himself to anyone, but about discovering himself and rising to his true purpose in the universe. First, however, he'll have to survive the showdown at Jupiter's Edge in this heroic, humorous, and inspirational space opera.

A dutiful, ace soldier from Mars faces a dilemma. She can accept an offer from an infuriating gen-eng man from Venus, grab her loyal cat + dig up her inner rebel and maybe become the first human to explore the Galaxy. OR she can keep flying security on the cruise space ships. Did I mention the man from Venus has an unbearable personality and nearly got her killed on Jupiter? Daaaamn! I got cocky and wrote a space opera, yes, with aliens and fast spaceships. Become a part of the audience so small, it's exclusive! First published: long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Now updates as a lite novel with AI art.

An eccentric comedy about space, and the Dipsh**s that end up in it. This hyper-self-aware comedy of stupid proportions centers around Captain William T Lawg (no relation) and his adventures as a guy who managed to afford a refitted soft-top icecream truck in space, in a universe where that's shockingly common. His trusty crew of valiant randos, Marley the tech-bro stoner spacebunny, Duffy the plump and sassy female mechanic, Roy the frigging fabulous Android, and also that other chick is there. Ride with the crew of the notorious Tast-E-Chill to a world of wonder that a lot of other space travelers have already been before, but probably not Lawg, so it's still exciting. with a crew of 3-5 and an IQ of also probably 3-5, The captain putters along to uncharted lands, where history, loot, drama, innuendos of the sexual verity, and various technicolor hoes shall surely be waiting, usually with some form of trap. Prepare yourself for shallow adventure, moderately offensive and overwhelmingly childish scenarios as the crew battle impossible odds, fierce enemies, lack of food and survival tape, and occasionally their own incompetence. Romance, Politics, Originality, this sucker has none of those, and it darn well knows it. raise the sails and grab the rails as a bunch of dipsh**s find themselves...IN SPACE. (Roll dramatic tapering credits, to royalty free trumpet music)

Chapter 1 of Higgs & Soap: Galaxy Delivery "Hello! Need a 'sensitive' item delivered 'discreetly' anywhere in the colonised galaxies? Then 'Higgs & Soap: Galaxy Delivery' are waiting for your encrypted call. We operate in the strictest confidence for your peace of mind*!" (*yes we do illegal stuff) It was supposed to be a simple, straightforward job: transport a data card from one solar system to another and get paid. But it turns out that the data on the card makes it the most valuable item in the galaxy. With highly trained killers and thieves after it, the only people standing in their way are Higgs and Soap, and they really, really don't want to die. Join Higgs (independent entrepreneur) and Soap (ace pilot and engineer) as they tear across the galaxy pursued by cyborgs and genetically modified thugs. All they want is to get paid! And to not die. They're quite insistent about that part. "Higgs & Soap - we take anything, anywhere!" =================================================================================== Get the full story now, only on Amazon! Amazon US: www.amazon.com/gp/product/B012G7D8LW Amazon UK: www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B012G7D8LW

Betrayed... Imprisoned... Cast into a Time Warp... Commander Bryce Al-Ghazali is having a bad couple of centuries. A man out of time in a solar system where everyone is out to recruit, mind-probe, or cannibalize him, he must forgive himself for being on the losing end of a Temporal War. To regain his position as the proud officer he once was, Bryce must navigate a future gone mad as he confronts Quantum-Entangled Space Tyrants, Sword-wielding hit-women, Techno-Barbarians, Psychotic Dolphins, Frisky sexbots, and far too many mermaids... Oh, and Planet Earth is faced with an extinction event to make the fate of the dinosaurs seem blase'.

(Highest Ranking: 40 in Science Fiction) The crew of the Renegade is back, and the chase is on! After losing Andress to the GDF, Nolun and the rest of the Slingers have set off across the galaxy to find her. But, many new challenges and obstacles await them, as Nolun and Andress face a planet unlike anything that they've ever seen before, and the twins and Dante are forced to confront demons from their past. Meanwhile, Gottlieb has begun construction of a device that seeks to threaten the freedom of the universe, and plans to use it's power along with that of the Dorado Pieces. And, this adventure spells doom for one member of the crew of the Renegade...and perhaps the fate of the galaxy as well. This is a sequel to the first book, Slingers, so go read that first, or else you will be extremely confused. Otherwise, enjoy!

Hold onto your derp-hats and prepare for war! The Dipshits are back, and I'm running out of promos! The ultimate season in spoofage and epic ripping-off begins, as the now unstoppable Dips battle pirates, wizards, literal bricks, and possible pregnancy. Sail the high seas and submerge into magic, Internet fame, old friends, and Space-mummies. No trope is safe, as we delve into cringe-worthy, binge-worthy insanity to find out who...is...the sluttiest...Dipshit...IN SPAAAACE. man, these are getting worse with every description. I'm so hungry. Could really go for a 3Am taco right now. awe, crap i left the mic on.

If you love Star Trek and parodies... If the Orville and Galaxy Quest give you as much joy as Wrath of Khan... If you believe (as Tumblr users do) that humans will rule the galaxy because we are the only species crazy enough to tie two warp cores together, reverse the polarity and toss them into a star just to see what will happen... then this is the book for you. These are the voyages of the HMB Impulsive. This episode: The HMB Impulsive has a routine diplomatic mission - to assist two warring planets to achieve peace through marriage by ferrying the prince to his wedding. But when the prince falls for the ship's sexy (yes, that's her title), and the Cybers attack, it's far from routine. Can the crew of the Impulsive apply human hold-my-beer ingenuity to save the day and the wedding? (This story is found in my collection, Space Traipse: Hold My Beer, Season 1, on Amazon)

The multiverse is filled with fascinating tales of mystery, science fiction, horror, fantasy, comedy, drama, and suspense. They are all brought together in "Ant Colony," an anthology of original stories that will make you think, make you laugh, make you cry, and make you afraid of the impossible. No one story is ever the same. With "Ant Colony," you are guaranteed to experience a new tale in every chapter with new characters and new settings. There will be some exceptions of sequels or follow-ups, expanding on an idea that begins in one tale. So, sit back and buckle up. "Ant Colony" is going to take you for a ride through one world after another. Try not to get left behind, will ya?