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Every Rose Has 2 Thorns

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Reads 412
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Parts 16
Time 45m

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Get ready for Ecstasy. 
A heartfelt love story like no other. A story of mixed emotions. You will laugh, cry, pee, and need Pepto Bismol at the exact same time. This story will invoke warm, crusty memories of that one movie you can't remember the title of. This story will cause you to mistake Preparation H for Crest toothpaste. This story will start WWIII. If you thought you were going to perish in 2012, just wait until you read this.

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We want our readers to know that this story is intentionally bad. It is meant to bring laughter and joy to the audience of Wattpad.  This story "Every Rose Has 2 Thorns" is a parody of two stories already written. This story is written jointly by MyCatIsACar and Taylorbrown05. 

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                                                                MyCatIsACar and Taylorbrown05All Rights Reserved

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