Dirk is the captain of a pirates ship who favors tormenting a British ship with a captain who Dirk finds to be quite charming. Jake that ship captain, he acts like he hates Dirk. He acts like it. Jake finds dirks sense of adventure to be amazing and he finds Dirk himself to be handsome as hell so I'm thinking it over and then it hits me. Damn smack in the face like bitch I'm here. Piratestuck dirkjake. BAHM. BAHM BAHM BAHM BITCHESAll Rights Reserved