Hi. My name is Frank. Im 23, im going to college for genetic engineering at one of the best schools in the country, or at least i was. I went missing two months ago. Until the day that the police found me wearing nothing but knee length socks, and a pink fedora. I also was carrying a bag with three million dollars in cash, and several pounds of heroin. The story I'm about to tell you, is the official, and entirely true record of what happened to me in those two months that I was missing, and how I met Jerald.