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Elf Bites ❄ l.s. AU

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Reads 130,040
Votes 8,567
Parts 41
Time 12h 13m

Wattys winner

christmas elf fanfic harry holiday humor larry louis love nanowrimo northpole onedirection romance wattys2016 winter

"Deck the halls with balls of toenails, fa-la-la-la-la, I hate your beard."
"I don't have a beard."
"I know.  It's pathetic."

A jolly AU where Harry is an elf-in-training who quits his job and moves to London after the Elder Elves cancel Christmas in the North Pole.  He plans to stay in London after that...but he decides to save his favorite holiday instead.  And he may or may not enlist the help of his favorite human and full-time scrooge, Louis.


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Paparazzi by Darling28__

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Rookie Sequel by gooniesneversaydie1

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