Oh, I'm a jolly story Nazi

As joyous as can be!
And I walk through this beaten path, with my boom stick and mead.
And I go criticize other stories, as it all should be.
And I receive hate mail, as it all should be.

Ye dumb, ye dumb, ye silly old fool.
Creating bad OCs!
Ye can't exactly draw covers, unless you try with .png.
Well, it's plenty a day I've read.

Read terrible stories!
And none of you can write
A damn good OC.

Oh, I'm a jolly ol' Nazi.
As joyous as can be!
Bad writers really hate me, and it should really be.
And I need to sober up, god damn it.

This isn't really a story, go away.