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Dear Rant Books

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Yea I know, it's a rant book about rant books but come on! Who doesn't want to see that? Okay so lately I've been reading a lot of rant books and I've noticed a few common themes among the authors of these books. So sit back and wait for the hate comments to roll in because ladies and gentlemen I present to you, Dear Rant Books!All Rights Reserved

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