In the nuts, In the nuts, Kick a little bit harder
Dhragonis-Slytherin
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Dhragonis-Slytherin
Ongoing, First published Sep 03, 2011
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Everybody knows that James is totally obsessed with Lily. They just make such a great couple, except for the minor fact that Lily hates James' guts - and shows it in quite the violent way. Not to mention Lily is totally in love with someone else. So here we have a love tria- wait? What? There's only two people involved? How is this possible? And what does James' secret have to do with it?
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