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Ongoing, First published Nov 04, 2015
The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world

If I wanted a bitch, I’d have bought a dog.

You’re so fat you could sell shade.

You’ll never be the man your mother is.

If I had a face like yours I’d sue my parents.

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take the garbage out.

You’re so ugly when you look in the mirror, your reflection looks away.

Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?

Gay? I’m straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
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