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Comebacks and jokes.

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Reads 3,619
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Parts 74
Time 8m

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Even if you're on the toilet, at home, or anywhere, read this book and take it wherever you go! Filled with jokes that will hopefully make you laugh!


Hope you like it :D




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Most of these jokes aren't mine so credit to those people who made them!
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Contains Swearing!
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𝐖𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐜𝐚�𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 cover

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18 ယောက်စုဖတ်ရတာမို့ အသက်မပြည့်သေးတဲ့ကလေးတွေမဖတ်ပါနဲ့