These are a bunch of comebacks. Don't get offended by any of them. Only use these when you need to. You can use them if you and your friends are just playing around to.
Did you know that its good for you to laugh? No? well damn! It's good i'm saying it now then! It's good i'm here to help you guys to 'not' die, you're welcome.
The most of these jokes I have found on the internet, so don't come bitching about copyrighting and everything. Thank you.