Beautiful, Phenomenal And Infinite
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Last published Sun, Oct 30, 2016
"Do you generally have a habit of dangling out of your window with a duffle bag in your hand?" He asked with an amused smile playing at his lips.
"Don't tell anyone, but I'm running away from home." I replied seriously
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Phil Verre. The epitome of barely concealed sarcasm, has always wanted to travel the world. But by the time her eighteenth birthday comes around, her widowed father decides to remarry and, surprise surprise, her stepmother doesn't approve of her plans and makes sure that her father doesn't either.
Casey Lucas. The former captain of the school basketball team, is unsure of what to do, now that he has graduated. Going to college is one thing, but having one last adventure has been on Casey's mind for a long time.
So what happens when the ex-Mr. Popular and the girl who was practically invisible during the 4 years of high school strike a deal to travel the world together?
I suppose, dear reader, you'll have to read their story to find out.
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