Korean Blanket Crisis ( South Park Fan Script)
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Last published Fri, Apr 26, 2013
This is a script that me and my bestfriend wrote together . We thought that the Missile Threats from North Korea were pretty funny because America is awesome and we thought it will be a cool South Park episode, so we made one. I like it and I hope you do too ! It was all for fun
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