An Alternative Love

I grab a piece of paper and start scribbling on a piece of paper, so I can tell Kelly an important piece of information.
"J: OMFG HE'S SO CUTE." I pass Kelly the note.
"K: I know! @ attractive male love me plz." She writes back.
" J: IKR! @ attractive male f me up XD" I respond.
"K: He's more ur type tho."
J:"True. Thin (yet fit), quiet, and hot in an Evan Peters kind of way."
She stops paying attention to me and looks at him, he mouths something to her. She giggles and winks at me. FUCK. HE'S STRAIGHT
He leans in close, his breath on the back of my neck sends shivers down my spine. He hands me a torn corner of a piece of notebook paper. I read it.
"You're hot in an Andy Biersack kind of way."