Size matters not in this story, and I hope you will learn something in this beautiful anecdote I am about to present. The emotions these lovers have felt are raw, powerful, and as thick as our school's garbage cans. All thanks to determination and courage, these two lovers have done what was thought as impossible, yet they have definitely completed their task of "doing the dirty." This story is as controversial, maybe even more erotic than the Lusty Argonian Maid, but I am sure you'll enjoy hearing it as much as Paul Coelho (the writer of the Alchemist) loves sex. Onwards to the wonderful journey between a Qunari with a reputation and a fair loyal maiden, a dwarf named Dwarfina. Mind you, this is my interpretation of what happened:
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