Jennifer Lutz: Serial Dater
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Serial Dater
n. One who engages in the process of systematically dating an obscene amount of people in a short span of time.
Jennifer Lutz, a snobby but freakishly intelligent Manhattan fashionista, is on a quest to find The One a.k.a. Mr. Jennifer, and she follows a carefully planned process which involves her dating, observing, and breaking up with the unfortunate victim she'd chosen using her infamous Speech. On her adventure full of unlucky accidents and terrible realizations, she finds that Mr. Jennifer is so much different from the guy she'd imagined him to be, and that's what she loved about him most.
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“This is actually my first relationship,” he said, smiling sheepishly as he scratched his head.
“Oh. This is my twenty-eighth,” I said in return, taking another sip of coffee.
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