How to Pick up Chicks (Laurence)
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Last published Sat, Jul 29, 2017
A book suggested to me to make by my friend @DaPotatoLord . This is supposed to be a joke, don't say this to any girl you meet in real life
You'd probably have a bruise for a few months if you did
Anyways, the moral of this story is, if you actually clicked on this book, you have no life
Another moral is that I am a complete loser making this book as click-bait.
Yeah, enjoy this useless book of uselessness
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