Smarkacz i Gruźlik
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evanescene13
Complete, First published Nov 06, 2015
Mature
boyxboychorobydramadramathumorkomediakomediopodobnekrakowpolskaromansshounen-aiskrzydlateslowa
Smarkacz (nie) ucieka z domu do Krakowa, gdzie (zaczyna mieszkać z nadętym bufonem) zaczyna żyć na własną rękę, (będąc pod stałą kontrolą rodziców) bez niczyjej pomocy. (Nic mu nie wychodzi)Wszystko zmierza ku dobremu, (kiedy wiecznie kłóci się z Gruźlikiem, królem gburów) kiedy dogaduje się z Gruźlikiem, najwspanialszym człowiekiem, jakiego mógł spotkać. Życie pod jednym dachem z artystą to prawdziwa (katorga) przygoda, zwłaszcza (kiedy skończy mu się kawa 3w1) kiedy w dość dziwny sposób trzeba szukać pomysłów na projekty (i ty te bohomazy nazywasz projektami?).
  Szalona (Iście nudna) historia o przyjaźni, miłości (narzekaniu, kawie 3w1 i niedoborze chusteczek) w (zasnutym smogiem) magicznym Krakowie!
(Rzucanie mięchem, sceny +18, choroby psychiczne i tak dalej... wchodzisz na własną odpowiedzialność ^^)  

Uczestnik konkursu "Skrzydlate Słowa".

Okładka stworzona dla mnie przez: sergi-usz ♥

  Galeria Sław, czyli miejsca w rankingu:
  #102  miejsce w Dla Nastolatków - prawie 100!
  #123 miejsce w Dla Nastolatków - płaczę ze szczęścia :')
  #126 miejsce w Dla Nastolatków - i dalej, dalej, dalej!
  #150 miejsce w Dla Nastolatków - czyżby niedługo miało dobić do 100? :3
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