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dumb edgy memes nonsense random rants shitpost spam weird what

OK LOOK i started this book in early middle school and used it as a gallery dump (mostly) and a place to post the stupid shit 12 yr old me was laughing about. ITS SO BAD but im leaving it up for funsies to make fun of it as a relic of my past but TRIGGER WARNING ITS CRINGE AND BAD ESPECIALLY TOWARDS THE BEGINNING (and i only post new parts like once a year at this point lmfao)
*Tons of different stuff (mostly incoherent dumb spam i wrote as a kid)
*Jokes, rants, random stuff, etc. (Towards the beginning the rest is dumb spam)
Enjoy I guess
⚠️FINAL WARNING: HELLA SPAM SPAM SPAM⚠️
Literally don't read this book lmaoAll Rights Reserved

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