No, no. This isn't an actual story to read. This is literally a random thing to read, that will completely waste you times. Lets say I wrote a random thing that takes you twenty minutes to read. BOOM!!! There goes twenty minutes of your life you wasted. During those twenty minutes, you could've been reading something like an X reader, or a horror story, or a romance novel or just something that you'll say, "Hey. This didn't waste my time for something completely useless," So please, if you don't like wasting your valuable time (though I don't care about your time, what you do, what you read, ect.), don't read. But, if your completely okay with reading this derpiness of this load of derp, go right ahead!