bad to the bone (Undertale sans x reader)
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Last published Sat, Aug 22, 2020
I dont even know what i'm doing. I just love sans and stuff......
fuck my life what even is this
Its a "love" story (ew) including frozen spagetti and bad puns
i guess
and flowers.....
maybe
idk
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