Perry Starkin has one month left of eighth grade, and then she'll be leaving Daniel Rostenberry Junior High- forever. So naturally that made her think of the things she's never going to do if she doesn't do them now. Can Perry, with her weird name, jacked up reputation, and foul mouth, do enough sweet-talking and body-rocking to make her middle school years feel worth it, or will she have to wait some more for the glory days?