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Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**Alle Rechte vorbehalten
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- you left your phone at my houseSa., Apr. 27, 2013
- Song to the ExSa., Apr. 27, 2013
- be a little quieterSa., Apr. 27, 2013
- reality checkSa., Apr. 27, 2013
- hiding clownSa., Apr. 27, 2013
- evenSa., Apr. 27, 2013
- diet of happinessSa., Apr. 27, 2013
- do you like water?Sa., Apr. 27, 2013
- what steps would you takeSa., Apr. 27, 2013
- pregnant lieSo., Apr. 28, 2013
- i cured youSo., Apr. 28, 2013
- Make me a sammichSo., Apr. 28, 2013
- best dad everSo., Apr. 28, 2013
- spelled ugly wrongSo., Apr. 28, 2013
- but im the one who slept with her sisterSo., Apr. 28, 2013
- I want to go to hogwartsSo., Apr. 28, 2013
- you're just like a pennySo., Apr. 28, 2013
- NemoSo., Apr. 28, 2013
- another drunk textSo., Apr. 28, 2013
- why do you wear ___?So., Apr. 28, 2013
- Santa Joke TextSo., Apr. 28, 2013
- random gameSo., Apr. 28, 2013
- Nemo don't touch the butt!So., Apr. 28, 2013
- table riddleSo., Apr. 28, 2013
- a dirty blondeSo., Apr. 28, 2013
- sexy and i know it paraodySo., Apr. 28, 2013
- check who you're textingSo., Apr. 28, 2013
- ocean textsSo., Apr. 28, 2013
- **VIRGINIA!!So., Apr. 28, 2013
- Biscuit TimeSo., Mai 5, 2013
- Weird Pickup LineSo., Mai 5, 2013
- Texting a hot girlSo., Mai 5, 2013
- sniper trainingSo., Mai 5, 2013
- the ruler idiotSo., Mai 5, 2013
- most unrealistic text everFr., Mai 10, 2013
- go to sleep thinking of youFr., Mai 10, 2013
- Wanna duck??Fr., Mai 10, 2013
- making apple juiceFr., Mai 10, 2013
- a drunk text from spartaFr., Mai 10, 2013
- texting wrong personDi., Mai 14, 2013
- sad storyMi., Mai 15, 2013
- body from McDonaldsDo., Mai 16, 2013
- traded iphoneMi., Mai 22, 2013
- biggest fail everMo., Mai 27, 2013
- I KNOW YOUR SECRETMi., Juni 5, 2013
- Your girl having guy friendsDo., Juni 13, 2013
- deleted the internetSo., Juni 16, 2013
- I love youMi., Juni 19, 2013
- I could've been tumblr famousFr., Juni 21, 2013
- best thing everSo., Juni 23, 2013
- Worst proposal everSo., Juni 23, 2013
- That slut of a cat!Mo., Juni 24, 2013
- random game #2Mo., Juni 24, 2013
- love you after 2 minutesMo., Juni 24, 2013
- VOLDEMORTTTT!Mo., Juni 24, 2013
- texting the teacherMo., Juni 24, 2013
- i bow to the kingMo., Juni 24, 2013
- suing the condom companyMo., Juni 24, 2013
- hide and seek: whole house editionMo., Juni 24, 2013
- Welcome to FacebookDi., Juni 25, 2013
- keyboard seizureMi., Juni 26, 2013
- heart surgeryMi., Juni 26, 2013
- Duck walks on 2 legsMi., Juni 26, 2013
- Happy BirthdayDo., Juni 27, 2013
- still want youSo., Juni 30, 2013
- feb 30thSa., Juli 13, 2013
- drunk wrestlerSa., Juli 13, 2013
- i cant sleepMi., Juli 17, 2013
- spanish mistakesDo., Juli 18, 2013
- $5 footlongDo., Juli 25, 2013
- You free?Mo., Juli 29, 2013
- Poor mimeMo., Juli 29, 2013
- *kickMo., Juli 29, 2013
- Bad GirlsDo., Aug. 1, 2013
- Best teacher everDo., Aug. 1, 2013
- make that a diet cokeSa., Aug. 3, 2013
- Swiper? Nope I'm a hamsterMo., Aug. 5, 2013
- goldfish drowning?Fr., Aug. 9, 2013
- such ironySo., Aug. 11, 2013
- worst possible convo EVERMo., Aug. 12, 2013
- i dare someone to do thisMo., Aug. 12, 2013
- boyfriend pregnant?Do., Aug. 15, 2013
- did you study?Do., Aug. 15, 2013
- alphabetSo., Aug. 18, 2013
- APRIL FOOLS!So., Aug. 18, 2013
- our mamaMi., Aug. 21, 2013
- failing at being cuteSa., Aug. 24, 2013
- bigger problemsSo., Aug. 25, 2013
- KSo., Aug. 25, 2013
- ummmmMi., Aug. 28, 2013
- ha best friend ever!Mi., Aug. 28, 2013
- PotassiumSo., Sep. 1, 2013
- JKSo., Sep. 1, 2013
- never become a motherSo., Sep. 1, 2013
- colorblindDo., Sep. 5, 2013
- the truthDo., Sep. 5, 2013
- *it's okaySo., Sep. 8, 2013
- you get on my nerves..So., Sep. 8, 2013
- Jake from State FarmMi., Sep. 11, 2013
- real dealMi., Sep. 11, 2013
- monopolyMi., Sep. 11, 2013
- Bonus Text: Auctioning kidsSo., Sep. 22, 2013
- Bonus text: breadMi., Okt. 9, 2013
- Bonus text: harry potter namesDo., Okt. 17, 2013
- bonus text: full blooded retardMi., Nov. 20, 2013
- bonus text: immaturityMo., Dez. 9, 2013
- bonus text: *choresDo., Dez. 26, 2013
- BONUS TEXT: there was a back?!Sa., Jan. 11, 2014
- BONUS TEXT: I assumedDi., Jan. 28, 2014
- BONUS TEXT: overused poemDo., Feb. 13, 2014
- BONUS TEXT: chillin with JesusSo., März 2, 2014
- BONUS TEXT: your carSo., März 16, 2014
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