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walkinginclouds

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Reads 4,079,446
Votes 170,161
Parts 112
Time 26m

walkinginclouds

Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. 

**WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**All Rights Reserved

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