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Complete, First published Apr 27, 2013
Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- you left your phone at my houseSat, Apr 27, 2013
- Song to the ExSat, Apr 27, 2013
- be a little quieterSat, Apr 27, 2013
- reality checkSat, Apr 27, 2013
- hiding clownSat, Apr 27, 2013
- evenSat, Apr 27, 2013
- diet of happinessSat, Apr 27, 2013
- do you like water?Sat, Apr 27, 2013
- what steps would you takeSat, Apr 27, 2013
- pregnant lieSun, Apr 28, 2013
- i cured youSun, Apr 28, 2013
- Make me a sammichSun, Apr 28, 2013
- best dad everSun, Apr 28, 2013
- spelled ugly wrongSun, Apr 28, 2013
- but im the one who slept with her sisterSun, Apr 28, 2013
- I want to go to hogwartsSun, Apr 28, 2013
- you're just like a pennySun, Apr 28, 2013
- NemoSun, Apr 28, 2013
- another drunk textSun, Apr 28, 2013
- why do you wear ___?Sun, Apr 28, 2013
- Santa Joke TextSun, Apr 28, 2013
- random gameSun, Apr 28, 2013
- Nemo don't touch the butt!Sun, Apr 28, 2013
- table riddleSun, Apr 28, 2013
- a dirty blondeSun, Apr 28, 2013
- sexy and i know it paraodySun, Apr 28, 2013
- check who you're textingSun, Apr 28, 2013
- ocean textsSun, Apr 28, 2013
- **VIRGINIA!!Sun, Apr 28, 2013
- Biscuit TimeSun, May 5, 2013
- Weird Pickup LineSun, May 5, 2013
- Texting a hot girlSun, May 5, 2013
- sniper trainingSun, May 5, 2013
- the ruler idiotSun, May 5, 2013
- most unrealistic text everFri, May 10, 2013
- go to sleep thinking of youFri, May 10, 2013
- Wanna duck??Fri, May 10, 2013
- making apple juiceFri, May 10, 2013
- a drunk text from spartaFri, May 10, 2013
- texting wrong personTue, May 14, 2013
- sad storyWed, May 15, 2013
- body from McDonaldsThu, May 16, 2013
- traded iphoneWed, May 22, 2013
- biggest fail everMon, May 27, 2013
- I KNOW YOUR SECRETWed, Jun 5, 2013
- Your girl having guy friendsThu, Jun 13, 2013
- deleted the internetSun, Jun 16, 2013
- I love youWed, Jun 19, 2013
- I could've been tumblr famousFri, Jun 21, 2013
- best thing everSun, Jun 23, 2013
- Worst proposal everSun, Jun 23, 2013
- That slut of a cat!Mon, Jun 24, 2013
- random game #2Mon, Jun 24, 2013
- love you after 2 minutesMon, Jun 24, 2013
- VOLDEMORTTTT!Mon, Jun 24, 2013
- texting the teacherMon, Jun 24, 2013
- i bow to the kingMon, Jun 24, 2013
- suing the condom companyMon, Jun 24, 2013
- hide and seek: whole house editionMon, Jun 24, 2013
- Welcome to FacebookTue, Jun 25, 2013
- keyboard seizureWed, Jun 26, 2013
- heart surgeryWed, Jun 26, 2013
- Duck walks on 2 legsWed, Jun 26, 2013
- Happy BirthdayThu, Jun 27, 2013
- still want youSun, Jun 30, 2013
- feb 30thSat, Jul 13, 2013
- drunk wrestlerSat, Jul 13, 2013
- i cant sleepWed, Jul 17, 2013
- spanish mistakesThu, Jul 18, 2013
- $5 footlongThu, Jul 25, 2013
- You free?Mon, Jul 29, 2013
- Poor mimeMon, Jul 29, 2013
- *kickMon, Jul 29, 2013
- Bad GirlsThu, Aug 1, 2013
- Best teacher everThu, Aug 1, 2013
- make that a diet cokeSat, Aug 3, 2013
- Swiper? Nope I'm a hamsterMon, Aug 5, 2013
- goldfish drowning?Fri, Aug 9, 2013
- such ironySun, Aug 11, 2013
- worst possible convo EVERMon, Aug 12, 2013
- i dare someone to do thisMon, Aug 12, 2013
- boyfriend pregnant?Thu, Aug 15, 2013
- did you study?Thu, Aug 15, 2013
- alphabetSun, Aug 18, 2013
- APRIL FOOLS!Sun, Aug 18, 2013
- our mamaWed, Aug 21, 2013
- failing at being cuteSat, Aug 24, 2013
- bigger problemsSun, Aug 25, 2013
- KSun, Aug 25, 2013
- ummmmWed, Aug 28, 2013
- ha best friend ever!Wed, Aug 28, 2013
- PotassiumSun, Sep 1, 2013
- JKSun, Sep 1, 2013
- never become a motherSun, Sep 1, 2013
- colorblindThu, Sep 5, 2013
- the truthThu, Sep 5, 2013
- *it's okaySun, Sep 8, 2013
- you get on my nerves..Sun, Sep 8, 2013
- Jake from State FarmWed, Sep 11, 2013
- real dealWed, Sep 11, 2013
- monopolyWed, Sep 11, 2013
- Bonus Text: Auctioning kidsSun, Sep 22, 2013
- Bonus text: breadWed, Oct 9, 2013
- Bonus text: harry potter namesThu, Oct 17, 2013
- bonus text: full blooded retardWed, Nov 20, 2013
- bonus text: immaturityMon, Dec 9, 2013
- bonus text: *choresThu, Dec 26, 2013
- BONUS TEXT: there was a back?!Sat, Jan 11, 2014
- BONUS TEXT: I assumedTue, Jan 28, 2014
- BONUS TEXT: overused poemThu, Feb 13, 2014
- BONUS TEXT: chillin with JesusSun, Mar 2, 2014
- BONUS TEXT: your carSun, Mar 16, 2014
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