Sarah messed up!
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Hello Wattpad! This is a story all based on true events that have happened to me and before you dismiss this book it's not like most books people write about themselves. This is a book based SOULY on the funny ways I embarrass myself and screw up on a day-to-day basis.
I am a girl who has the social skills of a potato, is a little but funny looking, is a total dork, INCREDIBLY awkward, has the grace of a rhino in a china shop, and constantly is messing up on speaking.
So naturally, flaws and all, I have some funny stories to tell that I have learned to laugh about.
I sincerely hope that you can
1.learn from my mistakes
2.take my example and don't focus on being embarrassed, just have a good laugh about it and enjoy having a story to tell
And most importantly
3. Laugh! I love to make people happy and forget about their problems even if it is just for the five minutes it takes to read my newest chapter. So have a guilt free chuckle at the screw-up I call my life
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