Captain Stupido and other Stupid heroes
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Once upon a time there were seven teenagers who had the element of STUPIDITY there leader Captain Stupido one day Captain Stupido landed at a bank that was being robbed; he looked at the hostages and said "don't you fair Captain Stupido is here".Then he looked at the robbers and said "you robbers have underestimated the Elements of STUPIDITY you are going down and not down to the grave yard I mean the other kind of down
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