Corny pick up lines
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Last published Wed, Sep 21, 2016
You don't want someone with the worst pick up lines that you have ever heard in your entire life. These are ways to respond to corny pick up lines.
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I was just having a walk, from me and my mom arguing over my life and job. I usually don't let them get to me but this argument did . I regretted leaving my house when I witness something horrifying . *Do not copy*
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