How To Be A Vampire

I make a life commitment to be neither living nor dead. I wish to be a vampire. No longer shall be a human I shall live in darkness never the sun. the sunlight shall burn me if l am in the sunlight. the sun shall cause pain to me. I shall have very pale skin and pointy fangs. I wish to be a vampire. I shall be able to run up to 40 miles per hour I shall be able to to use mind control on people I shall become a vampire this is who I want to be make me what I want to be make me a vampire. I shall crave blood, I shall thirst like never before for blood, I shall become a crazed monster. I shall live for blood. I shall become a vampire. This is who I wish to be make me what I desire make me a vampire. I shall died and be reborn but not as a human but as a vampire. Now this spell is unbreakable I can't turn back after this point. I shall because a vampire. No longer shall I live the way others do. So make this me. So more it be!