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What the fuck have I written?

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Reads 213
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Parts 19
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Mature

Here's a really dumb book of the all the shit that goes on in my head.

I guess this mature because of all the curse words and stuff, but read it any way because theres a chapter about donald trump. :/All Rights Reserved

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