(The title is an inside joke by the way.) — Rated T for language (though it might become M as the story progresses) — At 23 in his parent’s house still with no job or hobby, Geriff didn’t have anything to look forward to in his life so far. Except for his next private session hearing that wonderful voice whose owner went by the persona DanIsNotOnFire. So when he gets a way of meeting him in real life, he plans to get him and keep him. But there’s someone in the way- AmazingPhil. What will he have to do to get rid of the childish idiot? — + --- No, I’m not hating on Phil I love Phil obviously and I love Phan. This is a fanfic about how they try to pull through someone tearing them apart, and being a homewrecker basicallyAll Rights Reserved