Comebacks and Insults
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Ongoing7m
Last published Fri, Jul 1, 2016
In this book, you will find some comebacks that would usually happen everyday. Please be aware of what it says. I will try not to post anything too inappropriate but I may post one here or there. Laughs all you want. These are not my comebacks so don't hate me. And there is "colorful" language contained
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