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The Typical Insanity

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Reads 628
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Parts 24
Time 3h 55m

comedy fiction guy humour mystery psychological

So I've been pretty normal for a good 34 years of my life. Just your average run-of-the-mill boring guy. 
But then out of the blue, it turns out I'm nuts! Crazy! Wacky!
So now there's a bunch of new things happening and I don't know why, I'll ask the other me about it later. 
Follow along to see what happens next because I don't have a f#@$%£₩ clue most of the time!All Rights Reserved

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