SOME PEOPLE JUST NEED A HIGH-FIVE in the face with a baseball bat...
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Ongoing29m
Last published Sat, Jan 30, 2016
So to give you a little heads up, I'm not good at grammar and If your that kind of person who does mean comments and shit like that then I suggest you skip this book and move on because I don't give a Fuck about your Ass, got it? Good.
BOOK:
Today, the worst day of the year; First Day of School.
And to make matters worse I had to wake up to a Bitch screaming in my ear. See let me explain, there I am sleeping peacefully in my bed dreaming of BROWNIES and this bitch( Isabelle)sneaks into my bed and yells,"GET UP ASSHOLE ITS TIME TO GET BACK TO REALITY!." Me being Me acted like I was still sleeping so that she could get close enough for me to..." WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY BED BITCH, THERES NO REASON FOR YOU HERE; SO LEAVE BEFORE I BEAT YOUR LITTLE ASS!" ... scream like hell in her ear; haha how do you like me now...
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