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The Christmas Crusade [NaNoWriMo 2015]

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"We are the Christmas Crusade, here to- Oh shit, who the hell hangs metal candy canes above the fireplace, what is wrong with you!"

          In which a a reindeer hating Moose, Santa Claus, and a Jewish elf try to bring the Christmas spirit by breaking into the mayor's house, remaking the Polar Express, and kidnapping Dylan O'Brien.

          Ho, ho, ho no

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DUSK BEFORE DAWN || LEE FELIX 18+ by bunny-12

|| ⬛️ || LEE FELIX FF || ⬛️ || SHORT STORY || ⬛️ || [ NOT A Y/N STORY ] ~~~ "How many times do I have to say it? Just call me Emerie," I reply, feeling a bit frustrated. "You're changing the subject, Ms. Emerie," he says anyway, leaning back in his chair and crossing his legs, with his clipboard resting on his lap, waiting to be written on. Those stupid words in black ink, evaluating if I'm sane or not. "I'm not changing the subject. Yes, I've had some nightmares. I don't know what else you want me to tell you," I respond, looking away, unable to maintain eye contact. His dark brown eyes feel like they're piercing right through me. ¥¥¥¥¥ "What happened in the nightmare, Ms. Emerie?" he asks, redirecting the conversation. "The usual," I reply, my voice trailing off. "It's like the universe doesn't want me to forget. It's always the same. Christmas lights, the presents, trees, falling snow, lights... headlights..." I fade out of my sentence, remembering the faint sound of tires screeching against the pavement. My hands involuntarily cover my ears, as if to block out the noise from resurfacing.. I thought I was making progress, why can't I forget? Please, I just want to forget. ~~~ I DO NOT claim any of the Gifs or Imagines used In this Story.. I DO NOT own any of the Stray Kids members.. I DO NOT claim any of the music that has been used in this story, ALL of my books are either FICTION or is BASED off of another T.V Show or Movie.. Other than that please enjoy reading this book, if you enjoyed reading it let me know by following, Voting, or Commenting.. Thank you:) ~~~ 〰️ MYSTERY AU 〰️ Started : 06.30.2024 Ended: 💠Goal: 10K💠 ~~~ ⚠️: This book may include sensitive topics such as sexual harassment, rape, self-harm, and death. Please proceed only if you feel comfortable with these themes.

Hidden Desire by authorvioletbloom

It's been thirteen years since Tyler has seen Mikey for more than just a handful of minutes in a passing visit. A ten year age difference hadn't stopped her crush, not after the fateful day he'd saved her life; he'd been home for Christmas, visiting his sister Val, who's married to Tyler's older brother, Reggie. Val had given birth to their first baby on Thanksgiving, and that Christmas was the first time Mikey was coming home to see him. As Tyler had been leaving the house, she'd slipped on the ice, hitting her head and knocking herself out. If Mikey hadn't found her when he did, rushed her to the emergency room, she would have died of hypothermia. That's when her obviously unreciprocated crush had started. She'd known him all her life. She was nothing more than his best friend's kid sister, the one he barely saw since making it to the N.B.A. and having spent the last ten years playing out in California. But he's home now, having been traded to Washington, the same city Tyler just happens to be going to school in. At twenty-one can she finally catch his attention? Can she finally tell him about her crush? The one she's had for the last five years. Will he ever see her as anything other than his best friend's little sister?

Learning to Love Christmas by remarkable_

"Hey Elle," Gavin said in a low tone, wiping the counter clean. "I bet a month's worth of dirty dish duty that you can't turn Scrooge into Santa's head elf in three weeks." Noelle Winters loves Christmas. She loves catching snowflakes on her tongue on snow days, reading by the fireplace with a big cup of hot cocoa. Christmas displays in toy shops and department stores make her happy. She loves how families get together and celebrate during the most wonderful time of the year. Christmas has this jolly, comfortable, warm, cozy, feel to it that makes her want to bury herself in knitted sweaters, light Christmas scented candles and sing Christmas carols in the middle of town square. With the cheery atmosphere in Fairview, who wouldn't join in on the holiday festivities? Oliver Hastings. He hates Christmas. Loathes it. He hates how bright the lights are and how everything in town seems so whimsical and enchanted. It all makes him want to puke. He claims that celebrating the holidays are useless and a waste of his time. So what happens when Elle's boss hires Oliver to work at Gingersnaps? A nuclear explosion of candy canes and sugar plums, that's what. She knows that no one's supposed to be unhappy on Christmas. Not even the grumpy Christmas hater named Oliver. With the help of her best friend Carol, she writes a list of things to try and get Oliver in the spirit. She's determined to show him what he's missed out on so far like; "Go ice skating", "Have a snowball fight", and "Sing Christmas Carols". She has 22 days and she's up for the challenge. last tracked achievements: humor #18 [28/12/14] teen fic #69 [15/12/14]

The Magic of Christmas by muggle_3

"Because Gabe falling in love with a girl like me would have to be because of the magic of Christmas." Averi Griffin checks off every box in the 'school nerd' category: Class valedictorian? Check. Loves to study and learn? Check. Glasses? Check. Never had a boyfriend? Check. Gabe Marshall is the opposite in every, single category. Class valedictorian? Gabe can't even spell valedictorian, but he can spell basketball. Loves to study and learn? Study basketball plays, maybe. Glasses? He's pretty sure if he ever found out his vision wasn't perfect, he'd go for contacts. Never had a girlfriend? He'd been dating the same girl for the past three years and if she ever broke up with him, there were dozens of girls lined up, ready to take her spot. The two don't have a single thing common. Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Zero. Until, unbeknownst to the two of them, they're hired at the same Christmas village, playing Santa Claus and the elf. Quickly, completely unexpectedly, the two become fast friends and, before long, partners in more than one way. Christmas miracles happen all of the time, but is there one big enough to bring two people together who have nothing in common?

You Don't Know Love Till It Falls Down Your Chimney by PeaceLoveMustaches

Christina is 17 and still loves Christmas. She doesn't have to believe in Santa to go and sit on a fake Santa's lap at the mall. Until one night, two weeks before Christmas. She's getting ready to go to a Christmas party, when someone falls down her chimney. It's not Santa though, like you'd expect. Instead, it's his son Dylan. Christina's life is is turned upside down by a love she never expected. Will she get her Christmas miracle, or will she lose him after the holiday ends?

A NOT SO MERRY XMAS by UC-creates

Cozy up for a Christmas tale. A tale of magic, romance and the quest for balance. In this world there are forces of light and darkness; Forces like Santa and the maleficent Krampus. As humanity prepares for snuggles and festivity, Krampus plots with Gryla, the wicked frost deity. They team up to end the human race on Christmas Eve, but the Universe still has one last trick up its sleeve. * * * * Lucas Marcus, a 'regular' teenage boy, is led by a series of strange events to discover his magical abilities and--to his surprise--the magical powers of his best friend, Clyde Xavier, and long-time crush, Fiona. The three have been chosen to join the Protectors of Balance; a taskforce with the responsibility of maintaining order between Light and Dark Forces. Together they must journey on a mission to challenge Krampus and his allies, visiting Christmas destinations like the North Pole in the process. Although, feelings and deadlines only make their quest more complicated. Coupled with furious yetis, dark elves and a strange mega-corporation bent on capturing the supernatural...the Protectors of Balance are in for a not so Merry Xmas.

𝓦𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓓𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶 (Bernard the Elf x Reader) by CrazyCatTeen35

"𝑾𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒕?" Christmas has never been (Yn) Calvin's thing. Since her parents divorce eight years ago, (Yn) hasn't believed in Santa Claus, the Christmas spirit, or magic. Now, at sixteen, she only lives with her father, Scott Calvin, who is never around because of his constant working. The holidays began to serve as a haunting reminder of (Yn)'s broken family and her crushed spirit. Well...until someone taught her how to believe again. Bernard the Elf x Reader fanfic . . . Key: (Yn)- Your Name (Hc)- Hair Color (Ec)- Eye Color (Fc)- Favorite Color . . ~•~ Start Date: 11-24-22 End Date: 1-24-23 ~•~ . . . Rankings: #1- Christmas #1- bernardtheelf #1- santaclaus #1- BernardtheelfxReader #1- xreader #1- bernardxreader . ❗️Disclaimer❗️ - As of the time when I planned out the plot of this story, The Santa Clauses series on Disney+ didn't air yet, so all of the lore behind the original trilogy hadn't been dropped yet. In this story, none of that happened because a lot of it contradicts to my story. So please don't expect this to be accurate to the lore that The Santa Clauses showed us! Thank you! - I do not claim ownership of the Santa Clause or any of its characters. They all belong to Disney. - The cover is by me :)

Saint Nick by TheBibicalSinner

"Come to sit on my lap again?" • • • It's that time of the year again, and people are all waiting for Santa to come by with their presents. Hazel is living a humdrum life in her small hometown, doing nothing in particular when a certain Santa Claus asks her if she wants to sit on his lap. Brown eyes, chocolate hair and abs carved like stone, Nick is nothing like the traditional Santa you know, yet he still straps on the beard and red suit. In town for just the season, Hazel slowly discovers there's more to Nick Saint than what meets the eye. Peeling back one layer at a time (like a Christmas present) she uncovers what truly lies beneath that red suit of his and finds herself in shock at the result. As the saying goes... Santa smirks because he knows where all the naughty girls live... And he was smirking at Hazel.

Slay by LavenderandRosemary

This is legitimately the dumbest sugar-and-sleep-deprivation-fuelled plan I've ever come up with. Here's the synopsis: Santa is presumed dead. Mrs Claus is on a revenge quest. With the North Pole's magic unguarded, citizens of the world rush to storm the Toy Factory, but they underestimated the defenses. The elves are armed and mobilized. Toy designers weaponize the 'slay'. The Naughty List becomes a hit list. True terror is found to be the sight of eight charging combat reindeer. Armies will clash. Many will fall. Knitting needles will become outlawed in most countries. You ever thought you'd die if Christmas was cancelled? You got that pretty darn right.

He Sees You When You're Sleeping by InevitableSuffering

A Christmas collection of short stories, each with a dark twist. Once again, made with TheFangirlInBlack. We'll be doing a lot of work together. This time, another friend joins me- DevastatedArtist, who I'll also be doing a lot of collabs with. Anyways, I'll be posting one story each day until the 25th. Hope y'all enjoy!

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𝓦𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓓𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶 (Bernard the Elf x Reader) cover

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He Sees You When You're Sleeping cover

DUSK BEFORE DAWN || LEE FELIX 18+

|| ⬛️ || LEE FELIX FF || ⬛️ || SHORT STORY || ⬛️ || [ NOT A Y/N STORY ] ~ "How many times do I have to say it? Just call me Emerie," I reply, feeling a bit frustrated. "You're changing the subject, Ms. Emerie," he says anyway, leaning back in his chair and crossing his legs, with his clipboard resting on his lap, waiting to be written on. Those stupid words in black ink, evaluating if I'm sane or not. "I'm not changing the subject. Yes, I've had some nightmares. I don't know what else you want me to tell you," I respond, looking away, unable to maintain eye contact. His dark brown eyes feel like they're piercing right through me. ¥¥¥¥¥ "What happened in the nightmare, Ms. Emerie?" he asks, redirecting the conversation. "The usual," I reply, my voice trailing off. "It's like the universe doesn't want me to forget. It's always the same. Christmas lights, the presents, trees, falling snow, lights... headlights..." I fade out of my sentence, remembering the faint sound of tires screeching against the pavement. My hands involuntarily cover my ears, as if to block out the noise from resurfacing.. I thought I was making progress, why can't I forget? Please, I just want to forget. ~ I DO NOT claim any of the Gifs or Imagines used In this Story.. I DO NOT own any of the Stray Kids members.. I DO NOT claim any of the music that has been used in this story, ALL of my books are either FICTION or is BASED off of another T.V Show or Movie.. Other than that please enjoy reading this book, if you enjoyed reading it let me know by following, Voting, or Commenting.. Thank you:) ~ 〰️ MYSTERY AU 〰️ Started : 06.30.2024 Ended: 💠Goal: 10K💠 ~ ⚠️: This book may include sensitive topics such as sexual harassment, rape, self-harm, and death. Please proceed only if you feel comfortable with these themes.