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The Christmas Crusade [NaNoWriMo 2015]
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G0NEFOUREVER
Ongoing, First published Nov 11, 2015
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"We are the Christmas Crusade, here to- Oh shit, who the hell hangs metal candy canes above the fireplace, what is wrong with you!"

          In which a a reindeer hating Moose, Santa Claus, and a Jewish elf try to bring the Christmas spirit by breaking into the mayor's house, remaking the Polar Express, and kidnapping Dylan O'Brien.

          Ho, ho, ho no

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