Joke!
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Last published Fri, May 31, 2019
Pick-up-lines,jokes at marami pang iba! English and tagalog jokes.
None of these jokes are mine. Credits to its rightful owner.
Happy reading! 😄😄😄😄😄❣
PS. Jeje days ko pa to unang ginawa at hindi ko pa tapos iedit mula sa umpisa kasi di pa rin tapos itong book 😂
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