The Crazy Ex's
DylanCruse
  • Reads 146
  • Votes 8
  • Parts 1
  • Time <5 mins
  • Reads 146
  • Votes 8
  • Parts 1
  • Time <5 mins
DylanCruse
Ongoing, First published Apr 29, 2013
What do you do when your mother dies? When your father abandons you on the side of the road, and you have to fend for yourself at the mere age of twelve? What do you seek? Revenge? Redemption? Or do you move on with your life? 

Fortunately, I was able to move on and make a name for myself no matter how small that name may be. 

My name is Erick Winford, and I am a 22 year old hired gun. After the years of living in the streets, I learned moves, techniques. Now, thousands fear me. There is only one thing my fear.

That is? My fucking crazy ex girlfriends. Who are they? Ones a spy, another's a drug dealer, another's undercover detective, and the last is just like me--a hired assassin. And they're all fucking crazy.
All Rights Reserved
Table of contents

1 part

Sign up to add The Crazy Ex's to your library and receive updates
or
Content Guidelines
You may also like
Saving Elliot ✓ by northbynorth
32 parts Complete
Elliot Jensen and Elliot Fintry have a lot in common. They share the same name, the same house, the same school, oh and they hate each other but, as they will quickly learn, there is a fine line between love and hate.
Road to Arcadia by DreamerCail
27 parts Complete
Kai Gilling, a transgender wanderer traversing the American West, has to trek hundreds of miles in his beat up Jeep, in order to reach an urban legend rumored to be the only settlement still thriving. *********** It's a Wasteland, baby. In the uncomfortably not-so-distant future, the world has been ravaged by natural disasters, water shortages, and public apathy. People like Kai Gilling have flocked to the desert (once known as the American West) in hopes of finding a better life. After picking up a pair of siblings, the three come across a strange woman who claims to have a map to Arcadia, an urban legend rumored to be the only city thriving in the wreckage of the old world. Will they keep their hearts set on an oasis in the desert--even if it's just a mirage? Or will they be tempted by something else
Eliona's War 3: Lethal Healer by KurokageJS
65 parts Ongoing
When the truth comes out, there's nowhere left to run. Season 3 of Eliona's War *** When Seth received a new virtual reality video game from his uncle, he wasn't expecting to get swept up into a whole new world called Eliona. As it turned out, Eliona and its people are far more dangerous than Seth could ever have imagined. There is a real consequence to playing this game: it's changing him, and it might not be for the better. Now that Seth/Severance knows the truth of Eliona, there's no going back. Eliona is dying, and in order to save it, he needs to beat a very difficult dungeon before anyone else does. And on Earth, things are even worse. It's come to light that Eliona is leaving a mark on its players, and suddenly, everyone wants to be involved. Players find themselves with a target on their back, and Seth? He might just have the biggest one of all. Too bad for them, he's done running. *** Weekly updates on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Wait & read for free, or unlock with coins-the choice is yours!
Lorem_Ipsum_Wp Paid Story by sohanmotwanistaff
3 parts Ongoing
Sample story
Dark Tides (Kingdom of Bones #2) by KarateChop
53 parts Complete
Dark Tides is now published as a Hardcover, and E-book with Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can access the Wattpad Original Edition for free and the Wattpad Books Published Edition upon purchase. Thank you so much for your support! ☠ When love is an anchor, walking the plank is certain death. ☠ As the war between gods and mortals builds in crescendo, Csilla, Kane and Lorelei must not only protect their world from destruction, but also protect their hearts from looming devastation. Not everyone will survive the rising tides. ☠ / FANTASY / ADVENTURE / ROMANCE / First Draft Sequel to Crossbones
The Rookie Pirates (Parts 1-6) by GuiltyFlower
91 parts Complete
Saving the life of the infamous rookie pirate, Captain Ruben Kirk, catapults Jessica Red into a sea of magic, jewel heists, and world-saving adventure. ***** After years of watching pirates fighting with the king's navy off the coast of Harvest Island, Jessica Red saves the life of the infamous rookie pirate, Captain Ruben Kirk, and the two become fast friends. Little does she know, Ruben Kirk is only the first of three rookie pirates she'll meet during a whirlwind of sea-faring adventures - but when Jessica learns the corrupt King Mordred has plans to destroy her island home, can she convince them to help her save it? ("The Rookie Pirates" is Book 1 in "The Adventures of Jessica Red" trilogy.) [[word count: 300,000-350,000 words]]
The Heartbroken Heartbreaker by SamMadison
47 parts Complete
A painful breakup pushes Kyla Evans to get into a fake relationship with the person her ex-boyfriend hates the most: Seth Everett. But what will she do when the game starts to feel too real? ***** Seventeen-year-old Kyla has sworn off love. After getting dumped all too suddenly by her longtime boyfriend Cedric, she becomes convinced that people are never really who you think they are. So when notorious playboy Seth Everett suggests that Kyla fake date him to get back at Cedric, it seems like the perfect plan... as long as she doesn't end up falling for him. Content and/or trigger warning: This story mentions cancer, which may be triggering for some readers. [[word count: 150,000-200,000 words]]
DARK MOON: THE BLOOD ALTAR by HYBE_STORIES
81 parts Complete
Riverfield, a beautiful town by the ocean, is home to the prestigious Decelis Academy. It's also home to seven boys with a secret: they may simply seem like players of the famous sport, Nightball, but they're actually vampires. To escape from their dark past, they try to lead normal lives as students - other than the occasional hitch since their rival Nightball team happens to be made up of werewolves. But in the end, these seven friends always find strength in each other. Until one day, a new transfer student with curious strength causes the boys' forgotten past to slowly unravel. DARK MOON: THE BLOOD ALTAR with ENHYPEN ***** Original story: HYBE Co-planning: HYBE / NAVER WEBTOON
The Heir and the General by druidrose
52 parts Complete
Forced into an engagement with a man she doesn't love, Reyna must ignore her bond with her father's general in order to avoid a war and save her throne. ***** As the first female heir to one of the great Northern Kingdoms, Reyna panics when her claim to the throne is threatened by the discovery that her father's general is her soulbound partner. She forces herself to ignore their connection, determined to be more than a general's wife, only for her father to manipulate her into a political engagement with a man she could never love. So to forge her own path forward, keep her throne, and confront her feelings for the general who owns her heart, Reyna must find a way to refuse this arranged marriage without destroying her kingdom in the process. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] ---------- Cover designed by Ren Tachibana
Lorem_Ipsum_Wp Paid Story 2 by sohanmotwanistaff
2 parts Complete
Creating another test story
You may also like
Slide 1 of 10
Saving Elliot ✓ cover
Road to Arcadia cover
Eliona's War 3: Lethal Healer cover
Lorem_Ipsum_Wp Paid Story cover
Dark Tides (Kingdom of Bones #2) cover
The Rookie Pirates (Parts 1-6) cover
The Heartbroken Heartbreaker cover
DARK MOON: THE BLOOD ALTAR cover
The Heir and the General cover
Lorem_Ipsum_Wp Paid Story 2 cover

Saving Elliot ✓

32 parts Complete

Elliot Jensen and Elliot Fintry have a lot in common. They share the same name, the same house, the same school, oh and they hate each other but, as they will quickly learn, there is a fine line between love and hate.

More details