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Guide To Being A Third Wheel
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Ongoing, First published Nov 12, 2015
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What's worse than seeing two arch nemesis, after years of fighting, somewhat finally forming a relationship together?

It's something I had to watch first hand.

Feeling awkward and put out of your friends love? Gosh, well, I do.  Luckily, don't let this book pass you by. From my own personal experience I'm here to teach, to the best of my ability or to gossip, about my life, how exactly to put up with being a third wheel. 

And I'm sure if it hasn't happened to you yet, it sure as hell will happen to you soon.

So why don't you take one side of the couch while your two other friends cuddle on the other. Go and type in their cute lovey dovey couple Wi-Fi password. Settle back, read my "Guide to Being a Third Wheel" and believe me, whatever you think is going on worse in your love life, it definitely can't be worse than this. 

**((Book written and taken from Selina Kyle/Catwoman's POV))***
All Rights Reserved
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