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Thoughts of a Sarcastic Teenager

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Parts 7
Time 1h 7m

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"Every teenager should have at least one journal to write their thoughts in... Or so says my guidance counselor, Jeff."

Lynae is known as the quiet, shy girl in school, but her guidance counselor and journal say otherwise. Lynae is actually a sarcastic young teen with a tendency to mock whoever she can and has a hatred for most people. Her family life isn't all rainbows and sunshine either, but that doesn't stop Lynae from being who she truly is. Join Lynae and read her journal entries as she tries to live her school life to the fullest, all while Jeff and her teachers try to make her express herself more. 

With all that she has to say, will they be able to handle the large amounts of sarcasm that she's willing to throw their way ?All Rights Reserved

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