Thoughts of a Sarcastic Teenager
YamiBaki
  • Reads 443
  • Votes 16
  • Parts 7
  • Time 1h 7m
  • Reads 443
  • Votes 16
  • Parts 7
  • Time 1h 7m
YamiBaki
Ongoing, First published Nov 12, 2015
Mature
comedydiarydramafailfunnyhumorjealousyjournallifeloveoneromancesarcasmschoolsidedunrequited
"Every teenager should have at least one journal to write their thoughts in... Or so says my guidance counselor, Jeff."

Lynae is known as the quiet, shy girl in school, but her guidance counselor and journal say otherwise. Lynae is actually a sarcastic young teen with a tendency to mock whoever she can and has a hatred for most people. Her family life isn't all rainbows and sunshine either, but that doesn't stop Lynae from being who she truly is. Join Lynae and read her journal entries as she tries to live her school life to the fullest, all while Jeff and her teachers try to make her express herself more. 

With all that she has to say, will they be able to handle the large amounts of sarcasm that she's willing to throw their way ?
All Rights Reserved
comedydiarydramafailfunnyhumorjealousyjournallifeloveoneromancesarcasmschoolsidedunrequited
Table of contents

7 parts

Sign up to add Thoughts of a Sarcastic Teenager to your library and receive updates
or
Content Guidelines
You may also like
Diary/Journal/Whatever is Manly by Fishytishy123
45 parts Complete
What happens when you cannot remember half of the things you do in life? When you need to keep track of said things, so as to not get into awkward situations? Then you add a borderline sociopathic girl into the mix? Simple, you get a dairy/journal/whatever is manly.
He Doesn't Remember Me by Spellbounded5090
42 parts Complete Mature
18-year-old Ashley Whittemore returns to her hometown from New York after her father's death. She didn't want to but she had to - because the person who broke her heart two years ago lives in this town too... So it was decided that she will just keep her head down for most of the senior year in disguise. I hope life can be that easy. *releasing an exhausted sigh* Instead, it just smacks you over the head whenever you try to do something. Am I wrong? On the first day of school she bumped into a person she was supposed to avoid for the rest of the year. *Ah. She's so good at hiding.* Zachary Hart. A heartless monster, devil incarnation, bully - hot as a heater, sexy as a satan and his body is as lickable as a vanilla ice cream. All in all - drool-worthy. The bottom lip rolls between the teeth and a little gawking with a lust-filled gaze before snapping out of the trance. No, no, no, no, No! See even in the blurb she doesn't know what to do. Still, there is another issue. Zack doesn't remember her. *dramatic gasps from all around the theatre.* Hiihhiiihhii. This will be interesting. ****** Highest Rankings adult romance; 2 teens; 182 hilarious; 25 Romantic; 691 Friends; 844 Wattpad; 624 WARNING: This story will contain mature content and strong language. Read it at your own risk.
Wildflower by ThyatiraKaupa
34 parts Complete
"My name's Odessa, but everyone calls me Odd." - Odessa Garcia is what everyone in South Bridge would call odd. She has a sarcastic mouth, keeps to herself, loves taking pictures of animals and studying insects, not to mention she's very pale. The only company she prefers is her music. When famous YouTuber, Ethan Marshall, moves into town he is intrigued and amused by her sarcasm and fiery red hair. What happens when the new laid back, social and nonchalant popular boy tried to befriend the oddest girl in town? It's definitely not easy when she's so reserved and keeps to herself and her music. The more he tries to crack through her tough girl facade, determined to figure out why she's so cold and harsh, the more he realizes that there's more to her reserved nature and sarcastic mouth: a dark past that she wants to forget and a painful memory she'd rather keep bottled up.
Dear Diary (Complete) by lany_lyn
28 parts Complete
"More" he demanded. "What's with the sudden interest?" Before he reacts I hastily added some joke to lighten the mood. "Knock, knock." He opens and then closed his mouth masking his surprise. "Who's there?" "Icy" I drawled. "ICY WHO?" He replied. "You see me, do you need glasses or something?" then his booming laughter echoed inside the library which again a loud shushed from the librarian and some nearby students hit us. "That was hilarious!" I just shrug my shoulders masking my face void of emotion. And then my heart beats again faster because of what he said next. "Oh babe, if you just see what I see." He looks straight at me and I immediately avert my eyes to my book which is in front of me. Oh diary, I think his eyes will be the death of me. Ugh! * * * * * * * This diary is a personal property of Abby Mason. By personal means no one I mean NO ONE is allowed to read or possess this diary. If someone sees this PLEASE refrain from reading and give this back to the owner immediately and if so happen that it is you Cole (who is reading this), you are dead! * * * Meet Abby and Chase. Join their journey in high school filled with friendship, laughter and love.
The Diary Of A Crazy Teenager by selfishheartxoxo
30 parts Ongoing
The diary of a crazy teenager In: "Thirty days before summer." Dear diary: "It's thirty days before summer. Thirty days before I leave hell also known as school, for a long needed vacation. I have so many things I need to accomplish before summer crashes in. I'm more than determined to make this session adventurous and somewhat magical. But, will my brother, empty threats, harsh competitions, new friendships and a persistent ex boyfriend ruin my plans? Absolutely not! The only person allowed to ruin my plan, is me. What could definitely go wrong? Well, everything." ...... The perfect world that Alice once knew is about to come to a drastic end. Falling into a rabbit hole, will be the least of her troubles. ☆ Hi guys hope u enjoy this book. Now grab your popcorn and turn the page.
How Leda Lives|✔ by lailability
39 parts Complete
Everyone has two lives: the way they actually live and the way people think they live. Leda Montgomery after battling with an incurable disease - depression, decides to journal how she actually lives in contrary to how her friends see her. On the way, she meets a boy who isn't going to be her hero but her sidekick in her journey to defeat her severe episode of depression. Face claim: Sasha Kichigina Date started 28/06/2019 Date ended 13/05/2020 Most Impressive Ranking #26 in Journal 08/07/19 #217 in teenfiction 14/07/19 #208 in journal 20/05/2020
The New Girl by Mabsher
49 parts Complete
She is the newbie, most people hate her but some people love her. She is complicated and very hard to understand but when you get to know her you find out it's a mystery I planned to come to this school to be the quiet, unnoticed, never bullied, lonely and not so friendly girl But everything changed when I got three best friends and met the most amazing boy in the world Am I gonna follow my boring and lonely plan?? Am I still gonna be daddy's baby?? Or am I gonna live my life to the fullest
Well, You Fooled Me by StupidFreakingBees
72 parts Complete
"We fake date each other for two or three weeks then we have a public breakup." I think he's hit his head one too many times playing football. "Really that's all you could come up with?" He just rolls his eyes. "It's perfect! Stacy will move on because she can't have me." Katie Fleming is your average shy girl and sarcasm is her main language. She has one best friend, well two if you count her best friend's boyfriend. Katie thought her senior year was going to be easy, stay single, aggravate her best friends boyfriend, and try her best to get straight A's in all her classes. Well, that was till her school's star quarterback almost hits her with his car. Wyatt M. Kent is Clearwaters' star quarterback and the most popular boy in school. Ever since he almost hit Katie with his car, he can't stop noticing her. So, to stop the head cheerleader (who absolutely despises Katie,) from constantly flirting with him he proposes the idea of them fake dating. But little did he know getting her to agree might come with a high price. What happens when you can't tell if you're fooling each other, or if the feelings are real? Mild language Hit 1k reads 2/18/23 🙀🎉🎉 Hit 3k reads 4/27/23 Ranked #1 in fakedating 2/20/23 🙀 Ranked #2 in quarterback 3/26/23 🙀 Ranked #2 in sarcasm 6/10/23 OG readers (these are the readers that have stuck with me the whole time. They vote and comment on every chapter. Thank you😘.) @funtazieeyyy @karen5125014 @JeremyLindsay @Storytellingdude871 @EliteWaffler
My diary: an interactive project. Sort of. by Unknown901
100 parts Complete
Just the life of a girl who may or may not be mentally ill. Care to take the journey with me?
The True love by Covenantstories26
9 parts Ongoing
The story "True love" centers around a young girl who leaves in an orphanage. She faced different condemnation as a teenager. When looking for how to fulfill her dreams and escape from the orphanage, she got married to her boy friend, who later left her during pregnancy . As time goes on she found her way to survive, but she knew she wasn't fulfilling her dreams and wanted to get it right. while in search of another means of survival, she had encounter with a rude boss. She and the new boss didn't get along at all and she faces lots of difficulties at work. She didn't give up untill she found her way to success. Well, less I forget, she later became close with the boss. they eventually took their relationship to another level. She faces lots of problems,physical, emotional and mental. she is also a type who doesn't believe in love after she had her first experience, but what made her fall in love again? what made her overcome her emotional and mental problem? what did she do to be able to move on and life and fullfil her dreams? Let's find out!!! you didn't make a mistake by reading!!!
You may also like
Slide 1 of 10
Diary/Journal/Whatever is Manly cover
He Doesn't Remember Me cover
Wildflower cover
Dear Diary (Complete) cover
The Diary Of A Crazy Teenager cover
How Leda Lives|✔ cover
The New Girl cover
Well, You Fooled Me cover
My diary: an interactive project. Sort of. cover
The True love cover

Diary/Journal/Whatever is Manly

45 parts Complete

What happens when you cannot remember half of the things you do in life? When you need to keep track of said things, so as to not get into awkward situations? Then you add a borderline sociopathic girl into the mix? Simple, you get a dairy/journal/whatever is manly.

More details