Bad Jokes (boyxboy)
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Racism is a huge problem between humans and monsters, and well just so happens that I'm a monster. A lot of humans don't think I'm suitable for working conditions and when I'm on break, just walking around, humans make comments under their breath. But I didn't pay much attention to it... well that was until the most obnoxious, rude, smart mouth, stubborn, self-centered, bigot I've ever met stumbled into my life. His name is Corey, Daniel Woods. The worst part? I'm absolutely in love with him. Cheesy right? Yeah, I'd think so too, but it's true. Another problem, He hates pretty much everything, including himself. How do I know? It's obvious... How he never smiles, he doesn't speak very much [but when he does it just makes everyone want to punch him in his nose], and the main reason I know... is the scars. Nobody else notices them but me... it's sad really, that the only one who cares... is someone he hates...
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