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Racism is a huge problem between humans and monsters, and well just so happens that I'm a monster. A lot of humans don't think I'm suitable for working conditions and when I'm on break, just walking around, humans make comments under their breath. But I didn't pay much attention to it... well that was until the most obnoxious, rude, smart mouth, stubborn, self-centered, bigot I've ever met stumbled into my life. His name is Corey, Daniel Woods. The worst part? I'm absolutely in love with him. Cheesy right? Yeah, I'd think so too, but it's true. Another problem, He hates pretty much everything, including himself. How do I know? It's obvious... How he never smiles, he doesn't speak very much [but when he does it just makes everyone want to punch him in his nose], and the main reason I know... is the scars. Nobody else notices them but me... it's sad really, that the only one who cares... is someone he hates...All Rights Reserved

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Forget Me Not (Dt Sans X Reader) by MegaphoneDouche

It wasn't your fault you were in this situation. It just happened at random chance, now you were stuck in a loop. A endless repetitive loop of death and obsessive love. He wanted to keep you forever, and if it meant becoming a monster worse than anything, he'd be okay with it. After all, he LOVED you~ Heyyyyy Something I came up with, don't know if ill be doing smut with it or not, buuut hey, it's DT Sans, people seem to like him, updates will be slow, but please be patient!! :P Besides I don't think there's enough love for DT. Lol no regrets writing this whatsoever since DT Sans is bae for me ;) (June 5th: Lies, I have a new bae now ;-; and it's Horror Sans) Btw if gore and such makes you uncomfortable, I'm sorry my dude, but that's whats gonna be in this book. And some heavy angst between you the reader and Sans of course.. But of course budding romance!!! (I think..?) Verrrrry verrrrryyyy slow burn Tags will be added along the way

Crossing the Limit (Undertale) by Espeon804

(Alternate Ending added!) "If you solve your problems with kindness instead of violence, then everyone wins! Violence isn't necessary! It only hurts people! It can sometimes make the conflict worse!" ----------------------------------------------------------------- He's kind. He's gentle. He is so forgiving. He always welcomed a stranger with open arms. He wouldn't hurt a fly. It's disgusting. But that is why Papyrus never fails to catch Flowey's interest. So, Flowey decides to cross a line. A line that is the border between forgiveness and retaliation. Rated T for violence and some language.

The Faults in Our Souls ~ Gaster x Reader (Under editing) by _T3chn0_

"Do you not want to go back home? To the surface?" °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° "No." °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° "Why?" °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° "Because my home is right here, sitting next to me." _______________________ You were used to the unfortunates of life. Everyone had them, it was normal, but life decided to take a lemon, freeze it, then throw it at your face. But, it wasn't like it was THAT bad... Until you fell into the Underground that'd been sealed for over a hundred years, of course. Friends along the way help you through the sudden changes in your life, and a bone-ified family as well. (82,110 words) (Undertale does not belong to me, only the characters I added for plot reasonings. You belong to yourself, of course.)

Uwa! So Fate♫ [Sans x Frisk] by calmlypanicking

"what tori said, is it... true?" I paused, and I didn't say anything for about a minute. "earth to fri-" "Yes. It's true. So what?" He was silent. "... so what? it means a lot to both of us, and you know that." I continued blushing. But my face was welcomed to a brush of his bony fingers. I stared into his sockets. "but, it would've been better if you told me sooner." My first story, so don't expect anything good lol. None of the pictures I use in this story are mine. All credits go to their rightful owners. Ranked #1 in #friskundertale! Thank you all so much!!

We Speak In Hands (Gaster x Female!Reader) by OreoDaSkeleton

Gaster is the current royal scientist, set with a mission to break the barrier and free monster-kind from their underground prison. His loyalty and persistence to the task is clear, since he'll make whatever sacrifice necessary to complete it. However, even a perfectionist can be blind to some of their own flaws. Gaster has a habit of pushing things or himself too far. An accident occurs in the lab. Whilst trying to save him; one of his lab assistants, Y/N, gets injured. Burdening himself with even more pressure and guilt to fix it, Gaster thinks that doing all of her work for her will cover up the incident. Still, the sad reality is that the damage can't be undone. Well, Gaster ends up spending more and more time with her. As a result, both of them gain an entirely new perspective of the other, they aren't just another monster in a lab coat anymore. Hey! It's Oreo aka Writer~San! Undertale, it's characters, and it's fanart do not belong to me. However, the story does!!! I hope you enjoy it! (^w^)~

My Domineering Demon Prince!! by Princess_lucette

Being protected by four brothers and having the most caring and loving parents was the best life ever. I enjoyed my time in my city; Fauntleroy City and I am always happy!! But things always change when it's the time of school! I have to leave my city and go the Thornton City; The City of Demons and study! My Days there weren't pleasant at all and although I have friends by my side, I miss Fauntleroy City even more. As if that was not enough, my mate somehow found me hiding under the desk while trying to avoid my crush!! Any Demoness would be glad to have him by their side but not me!! He is the Prince of all Demon, the most handsome guy, the smartest, hottest and also the baddest guy of the school. He is rude, annoying,and loves to control people. Arik Darkfang is the worst guy on earth and I would be one of the luckiest girls in the world if we never met but I guess fate has other plans. "I can't believe I got the pathetic goody two shoes Princess for a mate!" He scoffed "I am not PATHETIC!! I am simply just nice!!" I flipped my hair backwards He moved closer to me and he whispered into my ear "Well Arik don't like it when Arielle is being nice!! Especially to guys!! So you better stop being nice and start acting like Arik's Powerful Mate!! If I find you being nice to other guys," His brown eyes became black, the white side was gone and it was the scariest sight ever "Arik will HURT MATE SO BADLY and other guys would DIE!"

꧁HATE TO LOVE YOU꧂ by Silly_Authour_C

𝙃𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙚. 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙬... 𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙝𝙪𝙨𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙 David Dawson is a devil wrapped in a designer suit-merciless, untouchable, and carved from stone. A billionaire CEO who never planned to marry. Never planned to be shackled to anyone. Especially not me-his best friend's sister. The woman he despises. The woman he swore to ruin if I ever got too close. But fate is a cruel mistress, and when blackmail forces us into a marriage neither of us wanted, I become his problem. His obsession. His new favorite game to break. He tells me I'll never be his first choice. But the way his gaze darkens when I walk into a room? The way his hands grip me like I belong to him? It tells another story. 𝗛𝗲 𝗼𝘄𝗻𝘀 𝗺𝘆 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲. 𝗛𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗹𝘀 𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲. 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗼𝘄, 𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝘆 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗹. In a marriage built on hate, desire is the most dangerous enemy. And in the war between us, only one of us can survive.

Darkness' Eternal Bride (Gaster x Reader) by xsfolia

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Stone Cold Pacifist (Horror Sans x Reader) by ReapingZen

PLEASE READ BEFORE GETTING INTO THE STORY. Your name is (Y/n), and you play the role of an unusual pacifist. In the story of Horrortale, your unique soul allows you to see WD Gaster who no longer holds a powerful connection with the underground due to the inactive core. After your parents are killed, Gaster makes a deal with you. He will help you extract revenge on your parent's murderer, and in return... you were going to fix the core in the underground. While Sans failed to do it when everyone went insane, you knew what you had to do because well. The creator of the core told you everything that you needed to know. The real trick isn't the resources that you've been gathering during your time on the surface for the job, it's the things that are in the underground that you have yet to obtain. While it is true that you have a lot of experience with fighting and a high amount of LV thanks to Gaster's guidance... you now decided to stop killing, and start saving. ...... But can a stone cold pacifist truly manage her way through Horrortale? Okay, a quick note. This story is rated mature, blood, gore, some more sensitive things that you might find extremely suggestive. Since people are enjoying my Nightmare x Reader story, I decided to do a little bit extra. My updates with this book will be a bit slower. (Totally didn't write this story because I wanted to do a drawing of horror for the cover.) This story is kind of a slow burn, but unlike my other story, the reader is no pushover. Like in the The King's Queen, the cover DOES belong to me, so please do not steal it, etc. Remember these important keys when it comes to reading the story! (Y/n): Your name (E/c): Eye color (H/l): Hair Length (H/c): Hair color (S/c): Skin color (F/c): Favorite color

The Ghost Above Me (Gaster x Reader) by xsfolia

Even though the Underground is now empty, except for some people, you still stupidly managed to fall in the once prison for monsters. Who knew you would get away from the prison with someone following you behind your back? Who would have known an echo flower would have revealed too many things? Who would have known you'd fall in love again? Words count: 55.608

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Forget Me Not (Dt Sans X Reader) cover

Crossing the Limit (Undertale) cover

The Faults in Our Souls ~ Gaster x Reader (Under editing) cover

Uwa! So Fate♫ [Sans x Frisk] cover

We Speak In Hands (Gaster x Female!Reader) cover

My Domineering Demon Prince!! cover

꧁HATE TO LOVE YOU꧂ cover

Darkness' Eternal Bride (Gaster x Reader) cover

Stone Cold Pacifist (Horror Sans x Reader) cover

The Ghost Above Me (Gaster x Reader) cover

Forget Me Not (Dt Sans X Reader)

It wasn't your fault you were in this situation. It just happened at random chance, now you were stuck in a loop. A endless repetitive loop of death and obsessive love. He wanted to keep you forever, and if it meant becoming a monster worse than anything, he'd be okay with it. After all, he LOVED you~ Heyyyyy Something I came up with, don't know if ill be doing smut with it or not, buuut hey, it's DT Sans, people seem to like him, updates will be slow, but please be patient!! :P Besides I don't think there's enough love for DT. Lol no regrets writing this whatsoever since DT Sans is bae for me ;) (June 5th: Lies, I have a new bae now ;-; and it's Horror Sans) Btw if gore and such makes you uncomfortable, I'm sorry my dude, but that's whats gonna be in this book. And some heavy angst between you the reader and Sans of course.. But of course budding romance!!! (I think..?) Verrrrry verrrrryyyy slow burn Tags will be added along the way