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Wonga!

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Reads 3,393
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Parts 52
Time 9h 28m

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Pawser Bingham, Intelligence Officer, attempts to find a Russian mole within MI5, the British Secret Service. Ranged against him are an array of desperate criminals, deranged politicians, riotous women, a demonic horse and a fat chap who makes pies.

'A wildly comical  tale of intrigue, passion, political wrangling and unfortunate encounters with cats and dogs!'

Readers comments- 'This was just what I needed ! I loved this and read it over two nights, addicted, that's what, couldn't stop!'
'I don't understand why more people aren't reading this story, as good as it is. Hilarious!'
'I almost died laughing'All Rights Reserved

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This Bloody Country ~ A satire by intrepidwilson

** Full enhanced version exclusive to Wattpad! ** Frankie thinks he is an ordinary Philosophy student from Birmingham until he receives an unexpected visit from the Home Office. Facing the threat of deportation to a small South American country he has never been to before, there seems to be no fighting the hostile environment of pre-Brexit Britain. However, the intervention of an idealistic revolutionary gives Frankie the opportunity to change the destiny of an oppressed minority and stop his imminent expulsion. All he needs to do is a small bit of burglary, keep the secret from his new girlfriend, and stop his argumentative flatmates from killing each other and ruining his scheme in the process! This satirical take on modern Britain explores themes of identity, politics, greed, and relationships. Frankie's attempts to find his place in his own country will resonate with anyone who has spent the past decade shaking their head or rolling their eyes at the news.

Knight in Sneakers by childofloki

Romance|Action|Mystery|Humour Highest Rank- #7 Teen Fiction. #8 Mystery/ Thriller #32 Fairytale #82 Romance "I like your eyes because they tell me more stories than your lips do." He replied as he looked into my eyes. -x- When London's best agent from F.O.R.C.E, Clarke Augustan, is assigned as Aaron Cortez's undercover bodyguard, or 'babysitter' as she puts it, life throws her way challenges, secrets, twists, misfired bullets (fortunately), and few boys who cause more trouble than her neighbour's cat. And life isn't all easy for Aaron Cortez with the numerous threats and snipers aiming at him. His sudden interest in the new girl at school doesn't help him for little does he know she is armoured with secrets that would probably give him a heart attack. What happens when the secret is finally out? Whose secrets are we even talking about now? -x- "We have another thing common, Miss Clarke. We both have an unwavering urge to avenge." "You know, there is something else in common too," I spoke as I walked around examining my surroundings. "And that is, Miss Clarke?" He asked with a short amused laugh. "We've both come very close to meeting death; one too many times." It was my turn to look at him and laugh, "What makes us different thought is that you'll be the only one meeting him tonight." -x- She is in love with her modern-day Prince Charming and him, His knight in sneakers. Soon in cinemas. Not. I hope so. |editing| _______ Please don't copy the storyline, that would be really really really sick. Thank you for reading, It will not disappoint you.

George Barrington Hunter by BrianPlatt

A fictional graphic account of the life and loves of ex-soldier and special agent George Hunter... 'What do you mean - He's dead.' From early beginnings in the jungles of Malaysia to the dust bowl of Afghanistan by way of Oman, Germany, Northern Ireland and Cyprus we follow George Hunter as he relates his adventures and those six words were to return and haunt him. When joining the Army a spur of the moment decision saw him qualify for the SAS and after many missions he was enlisted by his friend and mentor as an agent for the silent arm of MI6 - the SIS. A fortuitous meeting with Jacquie, a fellow player in the murky undercover world brings settlement and purpose to his life but also disturbed recollections and a mind plagued by memories. JB. Woods

Diary From The Carrot Union by Poofballnco

TESTIMONIES "Dude, the world building is top notch right from the start. It's thematically consistent, the names are zingy and attention grabbing. And we have good concise info being fed to our brains. I love your style." - @SpuriousSimulacrum "This is great so far. Having spent years in Eastern Europe, this humour is equal parts nostalgic and poignant. You've taken the best bits of 'Animal Farm' and '1984' and turned it into something unique here. Definitely added to the reading list for this summer. Can't wait to read more. Well done." - @Mystery_Twins_LTD "This is just such an entertaining read. Seriously, it seems like it should be on Adult Swim or something:)" - @stkingnaturally To Moshare I came seeking fortune, but they're making me work til' I'm dead. And here I am, drunk in the side of some sort of concrete monument in this So-Called rabbit's paradise. Let's check the news...Good! Extra slices of bread for everybody! Ummm, Carrots and cabbages have exceeded their quotas, and the Animalist Party held yet another victory parade, as the Carrot Union has won another war on Talabar Front. And oioioi...'m just too scared to give a shit about it, as Commissar Nikita said whoever protests gets detained, sent to the gulag, and quote on quote, "And never is able to see vodka again." Yes, yes! Funny people I hear every day on the wiretap. Stuff ranging from a guy that stole a stapler, and another guy drugging his coffee with laxative, or some kids setting off fireworks near a retirement home filled with veterans and getting shot by the Carrot Guard Bureau, the CGB But hey, I thought I could share my story here! This place might be a shithole, but hey, who knows what the future might bring? Other than atherosclerosis from eating too much-fried cheburek Right, to the story. Credits to @annabellacx for editing

Happy Utopia Day, Joe McCarthy by HappyUtopiaDay

A xenophobic, alt-right wing advisor controls an unstable United States president. Through executive orders they utilize torture, censor the press, and construct monolithic border walls across Mexico and Canada. Only an unlikely hero can save the American people from complete totalitarianism. 2014 Thurber Prize for American Humor Semi-Finalist 2014 Reader's Favorite Silver Award Winner - Humor 2013 IndieFab Bronze Award Winner - Thriller and Suspense 2013 BOTYA - Foreword Book of the Year Finalist - Action and Adventure Chris Thompson thought his youthful dreams of being a secret agent had long ago been put to rest. He has a wife and child, a stable job with the US Customs Department, and--aside from a minor incident involving outsourcing American apple pie production to Bangladesh--no real worries.This all changes when Chris receives a phone call from the president of the United States, Oscar I. Wright, regarding a secret invasion of America from Canada and Mexico--an invasion somehow tied to the ''Big Mac Party,'' a cultish political party that worships the legacy of the notorious Communist-hunting Senator Joseph McCarthy. Soon, Chris is equipped with firearms, designer suits, government helicopters, and an array of gadgets worthy of any top-notch spy. His mission: infiltrate the mysterious ''Emergence'' program founded by McCarthy within the shadowy halls of the US government--and, ultimately, save democracy as we know it from the xenophobic demons of America's past. A unique, bubbling combination of Christopher Buckley-esque satire, political farce, and espionage comedy, Happy Utopia Day, Joe McCarthy reveals--through encounters with a hilarious cast of hallucinating politicians, Border Patrol commandants, crew-cut torturers, stuttering computer wizards, supposedly immortal pilots, and more--just how frightening a contemporary abuse of government power can be.

The European Enigma (LSD, #9) by Ronaldo7Siete

The best spy story; the worst spy. Keep the secret. Don't tell the world about this book! After seven adventures, lots of questions remain. How did the Secret Services of other countries react? What happened to the other members of the LSD? Do Rostov and Katja have a happy marriage? Who will win the upcoming Eurovision Song Contest? Which country will organise the upcoming FIFA Football World Championship? Who saves the world, now the saviour retired? And most of all: what was the Goddess's answer? Instead of writing boring epilogues, the former #5 of the LSD hacked the servers of 47 secret services, decoded the information, and collected everything in one bundle. No country escapes the verdict. Even Vatican City can't avoid a sneak preview under the robe of the Pope.

The Man (John Taylor Fan Fic) by Chef-Leppard

At work, she's known to be quiet, and to just get the job done. No one knows much about her, as she just keeps to herself, but really she just doesn't want to make a fool out of herself. At home, she's the wildcard. Crazy, fun, full of joy. She's the comedian in her group of friends. Usually the one to suggest going to the pub, and always up for a laugh. The reason she is so quiet is because she has a pretty big crush on her boss' colleague. Working so close to him, yet so far. She's just apart of the background, in his eyes, always doing as she's told, and getting it all done on time. Cleaning up the mess, and filing the important stuff. It's after a conversation with her closets friends, that she realises that her work life is too messy, and not worth all the stress, concluding her with the decision to leave. It's not until she's about to hand in her resignation, though, that she discovers she had her crush's attention the whole time.

The Key To His Heart | Book One by Iamthebest248

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A Voice in the Dark by lillianschild

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Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed) by vineethereader

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This Bloody Country ~ A satire cover

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Diary From The Carrot Union cover

Happy Utopia Day, Joe McCarthy cover

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The Man (John Taylor Fan Fic) cover

The Key To His Heart | Book One cover

A Voice in the Dark cover

Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed) cover

This Bloody Country ~ A satire

Full enhanced version exclusive to Wattpad! Frankie thinks he is an ordinary Philosophy student from Birmingham until he receives an unexpected visit from the Home Office. Facing the threat of deportation to a small South American country he has never been to before, there seems to be no fighting the hostile environment of pre-Brexit Britain. However, the intervention of an idealistic revolutionary gives Frankie the opportunity to change the destiny of an oppressed minority and stop his imminent expulsion. All he needs to do is a small bit of burglary, keep the secret from his new girlfriend, and stop his argumentative flatmates from killing each other and ruining his scheme in the process! This satirical take on modern Britain explores themes of identity, politics, greed, and relationships. Frankie's attempts to find his place in his own country will resonate with anyone who has spent the past decade shaking their head or rolling their eyes at the news.