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Wonga!

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Reads 3,476
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Parts 52
Time 9h 28m

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Pawser Bingham, Intelligence Officer, attempts to find a Russian mole within MI5, the British Secret Service. Ranged against him are an array of desperate criminals, deranged politicians, riotous women, a demonic horse and a fat chap who makes pies.

'A wildly comical  tale of intrigue, passion, political wrangling and unfortunate encounters with cats and dogs!'

Readers comments- 'This was just what I needed ! I loved this and read it over two nights, addicted, that's what, couldn't stop!'
'I don't understand why more people aren't reading this story, as good as it is. Hilarious!'
'I almost died laughing'All Rights Reserved

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