Wonga!
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Pawser Bingham, Intelligence Officer, attempts to find a Russian mole within MI5, the British Secret Service. Ranged against him are an array of desperate criminals, deranged politicians, riotous women, a demonic horse and a fat chap who makes pies.
'A wildly comical tale of intrigue, passion, political wrangling and unfortunate encounters with cats and dogs!'
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