Draco's Retarded Minion
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Last published Sun, Sep 4, 2011
Horatio Shunpike was an abnormal boy, unlike any other. Yes he was a wizard, but he's probably the thickest in existence.
He was a large build boy, that's probably why Draco Malfoy chose him as a follower, he had Crabbe and Goyle for example. But Draco has no idea what he's in for...
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